1)waking up to a pelvic "Tee Pee" due to a sleeping Hard on. 2) when you wife decides to sleep with her knees bent vertically (sit up position, knees up, back down) thus creating a tent like structure with the sheets causing you to freeze your balls off and wondering why you feel a breeze.
1)"Damn, we went camping and mathew "Pitched a tent" in his sleeping bag!"
2)Awake in the middle of the night, freezing, and notice your wife, spouse , girl friend pitching a tent with her knees.
2)Awake in the middle of the night, freezing, and notice your wife, spouse , girl friend pitching a tent with her knees.
by Chicopee Greg November 1, 2007
Get the "Pitched a Tent"mug. Mildred pitched a bitch when she saw how "far" we had to walk to get to the car when we picked her pathetic fat ass up from the airport even though none of us wanted her to come visit us. We only wanted Jason to come visit us. We are glad that Mildred is no longer a part of our lives cuz she is the biggest fucking bitch any of us have ever met in our entire existences. She likes to start fights between either herself and relatives or relatives and other relatives, therefore alientating everyone around her. For more information about this bitch Mildred, please look up Mildred.
by Princess Bitch August 10, 2004
Get the pitch a bitchmug. That rare case when you drop a deuce with such precision that when you wipe, the toilet paper comes away absolutely clean.
by Dconnor December 9, 2017
Get the Perfect pitchmug. Dude, I walked in on my grandmother pitching loaves in hte bathroom today and it smelled like a cow died in her rectum.
by Badams March 14, 2006
Get the Pitching Loavesmug. by Mike04050405H March 15, 2020
Get the Pitch A Loafmug. When I failed to land the hot blonde's number at 1:30 am last night at the bar, my wingman , suggested that I try pitching to the rhino.
by MrFauxBot February 26, 2017
Get the pitching to the rhinomug. by JDuke33 February 6, 2023
Get the Good pitchmug.