pisser

A person (usually male), who makes a social media comments designed solely to nitpick and negate something another person (usually a woman) has said - much like a dog that feel compelled to piss on other people's things

Every time I post a How-to example on Facebook, that pisser, Matthew, shows up and nitpicks something not relevant to the topic

I was having a a lovely twitter conversation until that pisser, John, showed up.

by The Wolf. June 7, 2020

Bin-Pisser

When someone takes a piss in a public bin; toilet, outdoor or otherwise.

Balcon worker: "I'm sick of cleaning piss out of this bin, fuck you Thomas, ya' big Bin-Pisser!"

by The Big BP August 9, 2017

pisser

A cheap beer that goes right into your bladder.

great, all we have is pissers here.

by Taarty February 5, 2023

Pisser

Another term for a penis, like how the "kisser" is a mouth but with a penis.

I kicked her right in the pisser

by The Truminator November 14, 2016

Snow pisser

An Asian female that only goes for White men

Tanaka: Akito, where is our daughter?
Akito:She went out with some kid named John to a party.
Tanaka's face goes red and he starts heading towards his car
Akito:Where are you going?!
Tanka looks back at her and says, "I have to make sure she doesn't turn into a snow pisser!"

by Superior shaft Sam November 5, 2020

Sink pisser

A weirdo who pisses in the sink instead of the toilet

James is so quiet.. he is definitely a sink pisser.

by TiktokkIsGayy August 20, 2023

Ass Pisser

A contemptible idiot whose irritating and useless behaviour metaphorically ‘pisses’ on everyone’s patience, thereby ruining the mood; a person who is annoying, pathetic, and a drain on a group or team.

Don’t invite him — he’s such an ass pisser, always bringing everyone down.
why the long ass pisser — Used to express frustration at someone dragging out a situation unnecessarily and making it worse; essentially, ‘why are you prolonging this nonsense so painfully

by duxb August 13, 2025