Wicked Pisser 

Top bloke and/or tune, to be used in the context...

"Oh yeah, that aphex shit's a wicked pisser"

Wicked Pisser by Tom and Gav September 5, 2008

fire pisser 

A fire hydrant

The fire pisser helped put out the fire.

fire pisser by gopack January 28, 2010

telephone pisser

A person who pees while on the phone.

Person 1: What did you do last night ?
Person 2: Oh, i just talked on the phone with my cousin. He's a telephone pisser.

telephone pisser by funamazinggirl November 26, 2009

Precision pisser

Someone usually a man, who can piss standing up into a toilet without lifting the seat up and not getting it on the seat.

Dude your mom is a total precision pisser i watched her doing trick shots in the bar last night what a crazy bitch.

Precision pisser by TheDavester200 August 2, 2011

dead pisser

1. Totally unnessesary and disgusting urination done in public.
2. Disrespectful and despicable behavior performed by washing a warm corpse in urine.
3. Bravado held in high esteem by American armed forces that involves group urination videos to prove that you didn't get an erection while committing murder.

Hey Sarge! You see that dead rag-head I just shot. Lets get the guys together and give him a dead pisser. Grab a camera Bubba.
I was at the dead pisser and gave a Arab a mouthful to gargle on. Know what I'm sayin.
A dead pisser is nothing compared to Vietnam when we did stiff gook rimming. Got a Polaroid somewhere.

dead pisser by CATSASS11 January 17, 2012

Captain Pisser 

A glass of warm piss with two shots of Captain Morgan dropped in

Kid 1: "Dude, I just pissed in that cup"
Kid 2: " Sweet! Grab the Morgan and do a Captain Pisser"

Captain Pisser by drummerjg June 9, 2012

Fizzy Pisser 

(v.) To go for a drink, preferably carbonated, on a hot day.

1: Alright mate, I'm going to go out for a fizzy pisser down by the beach
2: Sounds good, need me to bring some soda?

Fizzy Pisser by Snecksy April 13, 2017