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minecraftsteve

"Hey you should play some stream maps!"
"No thank you, I'd rather not become a MinecraftSteve"
by Codudi February 8, 2021
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minecraft porn

I don't even know why it exists and from what I have seen its disgusting not as disgusting as boku no pico but disgusting
Some guy 1 : have you watched minecraft porn ?

Some guy 2 : no that shit is disgusting
by kevin7002 February 27, 2017
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Minecraft Weather

Rainy, miserable weather in which is good to play Minecraft.
by MarkSpinky March 8, 2019
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minecraft dog

your minecraft dog that either died or is still waiting for you to come back after you stopped playing minecraft 2 years ago.
"goodbye georgia"
"she was the best minecraft dog you could afford to have"
"i cant believe she died. its all my fault"
"no its not she died trying to save you"
"it was my fault that she did that though."
"no its not"
"yes it is. I've been with her for 5 years since i started this game and now she's gone"
"but her memory will still live on"
"yes. yes it will"
by poop man man poop September 7, 2020
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minecraft is gay

a dumbfuck fortnite kid who said that minecraft is fucking gay
by krisbek17 October 6, 2020
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minecraft cereal

Making minecraft cereal is very easy
as ranboo will show you how:
1.”you put out a giant bowl and spoon.”
But wait we forgot about the tips and tricks-
Tips and tricks:”Don’t get hangry!
mobs are friendlier after some tasty treats.Same in real life.Share creeper crunch cereal with anyone who’s a little sad.”
2.pull out the bag and look at the cereal.
(Make sure marshmallows&cereal ratio is uneven)
3.get some milk.
4.make sure don’t have enough milk for it.
5.find a random cinnamon roll in a bag.
6.get a bag of spaghetti.
7.add the bagged cinnamon roll to the bowl.
8.mix the cinnamon roll into a fine purée.
9.add the cereal.(warning smells BAD)
10.add mëlk.
11.go back and forth about adding the bag of spaghetti.
12.don’t add the bag of spaghetti.
13.”now it’s time to enjoy this beautiful thing we have created.”
Ranboo:”If your buying creeper crunch your probably really sad.”

Person:“Minecraft cereal smells really bad.”
by Gapple69 February 16, 2021
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Minecraft Sweat

Look at this virgin hes such a Minecraft Sweat
by AFuckWad July 16, 2021
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