Philasky

Philasky(sing.), Philaskies(plur.)
Disposable flask used for smuggling alcholol into events. Originally used to tide over attendees in Philadelphia for Wing-Bowl where the event starts hours before concession stands are legally allowed to open.

"Yo Vinny, I been drinkin all mornin and now I'm losin my buzz cuz we can't buy beers yet." "Have no fear Sully, I brought an extra Philasky"

by The Rockin Moroccan January 19, 2009

philosophical shit

A piece of fecal matter (usually human) that has gained self-conscience. This leads to the shit asking deep questions of philosophical nature, hence the name. When encountering a philosophical shit, most humans believe that the questions raised by the 'sophical sausage' are of their own desing and come from their own head. It is unknown whether the great philosophers of history were assisted by philosophical shits, or came up with their ideas themselves.

"What am I? Where did I come from? I feel water rushing past me. I am falling now and it's dark. Is this what it's like to die? Is this the afterlife? An endless void where we're forced to contemplate our beliefs and morality for all eternity? Truly a hellish experience."
-Unnamed philosophical shit, circa 1978

by Ziraxis August 24, 2016

Philism

A religion of Dr. Phil. Which the religion was around in the Gamer Time Period.

Mum: Son get ready , we have to go to church to hear our Father Dr.Phil speak his words of Philism.
Bob: okey mummey. Ok Timmy I gtg to church.
Timmy : bye babe

by 🅱ohn_the_🅱emer April 19, 2019

Philosopher's Stone

An ideal that gives hope to the lost. Some would argue that there's an actual scientific formula combining lead and gold... following an array chart, of course. Greek Mythology relates the God "Mercury" somehow in the transformation process, but there isn't much documentation to support his role in the process other than he too was searching.....and I think he had wings on his ankles. The Philosophers Stone was hands down, The best song ever recorded by Van Morrison. The Philosophers stone gives hope to those searching for a home.

"Man, that guy still searching for the Philosopher's stone....."
or "omg, i love this song, Philosopher's Stone" or, "Everytime I hear Philosopher's Stone I think of Larry" or "No need to search for the Philosophers Stone, its been in your pocket all along"

by D.A. Davenport June 28, 2012

Philosophal

Though it is an incorrect spelling of Philosophical, it is a better spelling of the word.

Yo bro, you want to have a philosophal conversation?

by Smart In My Own Way August 20, 2019

You Philistine

A quip or remark at the expense of someone considered to possess little or no culture or intelligence. It's usually made by nerds, geeks or prudish females.

The remark is often made as an insult by someone who is disapproving of a persons actions or crude or primitive comments etc

However, ironically the intended insult often confuses the recipient and therefore is mistakenly taken as a compliment. Thus it's not uncommon for the recipient to respond with "thank you".

Un-civilized man sitting with at a bar with two girls. He tries hitting on one girl way out of his league, by groping her to which the other girl shouts (in defence of her friend) "You Philistine!".

"Thanks" he replies only to have his face slapped by the girl he groped and the contents of her drink poured over his head.

by sunshiyong November 26, 2010

facebook philosophers

People who update there status (mainly stones) daily with bullshit philosophies and phrases, in a bid to try and make themselves look intellectual.

For example a facebook philosophers may say Don't stay in bed unless your making money in bed etc...

by godsgift55 July 11, 2011