Wank Pheasant

An affluent and difficult client.
Someone that puts forward a thoroughly unreasonable proposition.

There is no need to be a wank pheasant!

by Tom Elgie October 12, 2016

Peado

A person who wears a £15 supreme lanyard and thinks he is a hype beast and sends nudes

The peado sent nudes to three girls of which all said it was small. He stares and people (booty)

by Jamie rooney February 15, 2018

phaedim

unseen dirt, embedded grime that remains in skin cells.

After He washed his hands He could still grind his palms together and you could see the tiny rolls of the phaedim within his palms

by "GEE" December 10, 2008

Phearak

I type of person with High-Class Characteristics

Dang, look at that guys Swag that's a real Phearak

by UBKidwithGr8Taste October 5, 2009

Pheasant Form

To swoop (steal) another mans/womans bae.

Connor: "We're going to go out tonight and maybe something will happen!"
Derek: "Sorry dude but I'm going enter into pheasant form real soon. She looks quite fuck-able."

by eragon596 December 2, 2014

Phaedranism

Phaedranism is the belief that "God", the higher power, or rather any "god" is the consciousness inside of us and that the power inside of us is divided into three seperate control channels. Those who practice Phaedranism train themselves to use their inner god to direct their lives how they see fit, eventually finding their ideal place in life where they want for nothing. This is their nirvana, their heaven. The empathetic part of humans resides here in the consciousness , the part that sees outside the brain and body. The mind is the evolving computer that relays information and solves problems between the consciousness and the body. This middle manager is in charge of seeking answers to the bodies natural urges and solutions to the moral issues in the mind. The mind being god and the embodiment of heaven, the brain being human and earthly, bound by logic, and then there is the body. The body is the receptor of "sin", containing the ability to have sex and eat and steal and hurt. The body is an animal, primal and selfish. Its a Beast. The demon part of us. Giving in to the urges of the body leads to disaster. Failing health, low mental stimulation and little inner satisfaction. Your body becomes Hell, one you are trapped in as it falls apart and rots around you.
Phaedranism is a modern religion , having been created in 2015. The path to enlightenment is the sound soul in a strong body and a calm mind. The higher power is in ourselves.

"Phaedranism is secretly practiced by thousands yet few know the name of what they practice"

by ZeFluff August 23, 2015

phedra

beautiful, smart, funny

Person one: Oh my god have you seen her?

Person two: Omg yeah shes such a phedra

by bananasplir1234 December 3, 2016