paquette

wil pah-ket.
1. verb. to lose hair prematurely, often as the result of being excessively obnoxious, telling bad jokes and ruining good ones through rampant repetition, and having a girlfriend who is too hot for you.

2. noun. an annoying, balding douche.

3. noun. destroyer of jokes.

"That kid is such a paquette. He's always ruining my jokes and clogging my shower drain with his stringy greasy hair. I wanna put it in his girlfriend." sic

by Some douches October 19, 2006

Paquito

Noun: Marijuana

Verb: To smoke marijuana

Noun: Got any of them paquitos?
Verb: Wanna paquito?

by paquitoprincess September 6, 2011

Anna Paquin

Derived from the Central Valley in California, Anna Paquin, Anna, or just Paquin basically means pack a bowl (of marijuana). Comes from the actress Anna Paquin, and the words "Pack one".

When you want to pack/smoke a bowl you say "Paquin", "Anna", "whats up with Anna?", etc. Any form of the name will work.

by missthang2427 August 12, 2005

Phauyghtszough

A fat person that comes in early while singing a song. Pronounced 'Faht-zOH'.

"You were early Phauyghtszough!"

by Urine. February 6, 2008

Paquete

el package, the goods, petey pablo, fishing rod, don quijote.

"El paquete del mexicano es enorme."

by Umbee Abeja August 18, 2008

plaquetooth

When ones teeth has soo much plaque build-up that the plaque takes ownership of all 32 teeth, creating a plaque mouthpiece, being one solid tooth.

"Did you see the guy playing running back? I can't tell if that's a new mouthpiece or classic plaquetooth."

by Blissurd February 2, 2018

plaque doctor

A doctor who fixes plaques.

Yeah, the plaque on my high school diploma broke, so I brought it to the plaque doctor.

by pleaseeatmatt April 24, 2019