phagophila

The eating of parasites, basically feeding on another cell whom is feeding on you.

The fly bit me, in turn i swallowed it. phagophila at its best, because it was delicious

by Hypnokat91 November 22, 2013

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Phagunk

The gunk that accumulates on the screen of your phone.

God dammit it's so hard to swipe right with all this Phagunk on my screen

by Jenispaghetti November 16, 2014

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Phaedranism is the belief that "God", the higher power, or rather any "god" is the consciousness inside of us and that the power inside of us is divided into three seperate control channels. Those who practice Phaedranism train themselves to use their inner god to direct their lives how they see fit, eventually finding their ideal place in life where they want for nothing. This is their nirvana, their heaven. The empathetic part of humans resides here in the consciousness , the part that sees outside the brain and body. The mind is the evolving computer that relays information and solves problems between the consciousness and the body. This middle manager is in charge of seeking answers to the bodies natural urges and solutions to the moral issues in the mind. The mind being god and the embodiment of heaven, the brain being human and earthly, bound by logic, and then there is the body. The body is the receptor of "sin", containing the ability to have sex and eat and steal and hurt. The body is an animal, primal and selfish. Its a Beast. The demon part of us. Giving in to the urges of the body leads to disaster. Failing health, low mental stimulation and little inner satisfaction. Your body becomes Hell, one you are trapped in as it falls apart and rots around you.
Phaedranism is a modern religion , having been created in 2015. The path to enlightenment is the sound soul in a strong body and a calm mind. The higher power is in ourselves.

"Phaedranism is secretly practiced by thousands yet few know the name of what they practice"

by ZeFluff August 23, 2015

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