pew top

When you get a blowjob while in a church.

Nick: Where were you durring church this morning?
Nick 2: Oh, I was getting pew top from Samantha in the back.

by ItsFreeRealEstate April 1, 2019

pixie pew

Pixie pew is a disturbing sexual act of when a woman shots on a pigs head while the pig likes her asshole

Sarah was in the pig pen trying to pixie pew Wilbur

by Olddirtybastardlordsmobile September 28, 2017

Down with the Pew

Originally started on the Youtube channel FGTeeV, this saying has blown up ever since Shawn (youngest in the Funnel Vision family) and his dad (FGTeeV Duddy) made a song about it to show Shawn's love for Nerf Guns (you can find it on the FV Family channel) some may use it to describe how exited they are while others may use it to describe their stand on gun laws.

Bro, I'm Down with the Pew

by Christendo December 29, 2021

pew

Talking a pee and a poo at the same time. Combination of the two words is "pew."

1.
Jill: Boys, move over, make some room for Al.
Al: Oh, it's no problem, i'll just take a pew behind you.
Tim: most of us use a toilet, Al.
2.
Be back in a few minutes, just need to take a pew.

by dSaur April 21, 2015

joe-pew-pew

a certified Bozo, and a school nerf blaster

hey did you hear there was a joe-pew-pew in texas today

by Hector Barbosa The Third February 20, 2022

PEW

stands for "performance enhancing website" while using words with friends

"His friends caught him using PEW's while playing words with friends."

by IFAPALLDAY November 15, 2011

Pew News

Pew News, the most reliable news source on the internet. The show is mainly hosted by the real Gloria Borger, the one on CNN is fake. Some say Pew News is a copy and parody of CNN, but we all know that PewDiePie only produces original content.

Last week I watched Pew News, it was very informative.

by Master Engineer May 24, 2018