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screen perv 

An entire class of people who insist on reading over your shoulder while you are working or stares at your computer screen.

It can be even more irritating then someone who reads the newspaper over your shoulder. often makign you so uncomfortable to the point where you are unable get any work done.

This class of person will often read over your shoulder trying to not be to obvious and then 30 seconds after you close your browser window or make eye contact with them will immediately look away and deny they are reading over your shoulder or have the nerve to comment on what you were doing.
"Dude! you are such a total screen perv, if i wanted to show you what was on my screen I would call you over. it's called the personal computer for a reason mind your own screen."

"umm sir, i can not work with you screen perv all over me."
screen perv by allley December 14, 2012
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american perv 

Someone who like tall blonde women with large breasts, tiny wastes, and a massive ass.
Steve: How do you like women?
Bob: I like blondes, tall, big ass, the works.
Steve: Your a real American perv
american perv by Jon Donny June 25, 2017
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bikini perv 

A type of man who loves looking at womens bathing suits mostly bikini's hence the name bikini perv.
When John went for a swim he became a bikini perv who looked at all the bikini clad women.
bikini perv by J Slasher July 4, 2017
Someone who gets off on holding thick books and licks their lips at the sight of a book
Hot mama: Bailey!!! Stop feeling up my book, you Book perv
Bailey: I can’t help it it makes me feel so good
Book perv by meavagemary February 10, 2022

anime perv 

someone who is interested in looking at anime characters sexually. trust me, if u are

pls stay miles away from me
"I just watched an inappropriate anime episode!" "Ewww, yOur suCh aN anImE pErvVV!"
anime perv by YourLocalKpopFann April 18, 2023

matthew the perv 

A real bitch who needs an ugly, desperate hooker to fuck him. Watches porn and play Xbox all day. Nerd, desperate, extremely horny all the time looks like shit, Matthew Duke
Matthew the perv tried to grab my ass in math, that whore.
matthew the perv by Matthewhater04 December 13, 2017

national stop being a perv day 

the day where creepy ass people leave minor girls alone
turkan leave me alone it’s national stop being a perv day!