peripitude

A reference to an inside joke, story, or event. Similar to, but more private than, a reference or allusion.

Dan inserted a peripitude into the middle of his speech and winked at Shane, knowing he was the only one in the crowd of thousands who got the joke.

by John Bowen February 29, 2008

perma-borrow

To borrow something from someone when you clearly have no intention of returning it or you intend to wait and see if they ever ask for it back.

I perma-borrowed my neighbor's lawn mower 14 months ago and he still hasn't asked for it back.

by College Professor March 23, 2008

perma-cam

1.) constant frontal wedging amongst unattractive muffins.

2.) skank-arific spooge.

did you see that Perma-cam on that hooch. total spooge.

by Captain Seahorse May 14, 2009

Perma-zit

A pimple that won't go away (i.e. permanent zit).

Johnny: "Dude, you still have that bump on your forehead. Better go get it checked out. You may be turning into a unicorn"

Tommy: "Naw man.. It's a Perma-zit"

by Micro penis January 5, 2011

Permadance

Being stuck in a perpetual state of dancing, usually due to insane amounts of alcohol consumption and/or illicit drug intake. It is usually, but not always, instigated by "feel good music", including jam, rock, techno, or anything really.

Man, Derek has been in permadance all night. We're going to have to cut the music to get him out of here.

by chriscope October 20, 2010

Peemptive Strike

When you walk into the bathroom, drop the hatch, and whip it out before you get to the toilet, because you gotta pee so bad.

Person 1 - "I was in a huge hurry, so I had to hit that urinal with a peemptive strike"
Person 2 - "Sheeeeeeiit!"

by proooj March 23, 2016

perm pressed

Boy who is stiff in bed. Brings the right amount of heat to keep the fibers intact. Freak in the sheets, but only after he has asked for permission. Rehearses answers to potential questions parents will ask. Likes a firm mattress. Would prefer beer in a glass. Travels with hand sanitizer. Brings girlfriend lunch at work. Law-abiding. Always puts the toilet seat down. Would never wear a sleeveless shirt to the gym. Not to be confused with pretentious. Strengths: reliable, trustworthy. Weaknesses: hates spontaneity.

Synonyms include: polished, rehearsed, robotic, scholarly

Antonyms: fuck boy, granola, sloppy

Because Benjamin was so perm pressed, he was excited to share all his new experiences with his friends, parents, and parents' friends when he returned home from his job in Washington D.C.

by permpress January 21, 2019