Haircut Penalization

When you go to school/work with a new haircut, and people mention it over and over again, even though you obviously already know.

Person 1: "Hey! You got a haircut!"
Person 2: "Yeah, I know."
Person 3: "Hey! You got a haircut!"
Person 2: "Well, obviously, I know that I got a haircut."
Person 4: "Wow, thats some seriously Haircut Penalization"

etc.

by Tommmmm Russsssso December 14, 2009

Penandes

A overrated and shite footballer who looks like a chipmunk

Penandes likes cock

by Penandes May 28, 2021

penal abuse

The act of slapping one's face with a male penis repeatedly.

Yo I'm about to give you some penal abuse!

by I'/////m gangsta June 17, 2003

Penal

Word used in the town of Sombor, Serbia. It means great, super, cool.

Tvoja nova frizura je baš penal!

Your new haircut is really penal (great)!

by TrashyBabe. January 11, 2010

penal code

The Penal Code refers to a large series of unwritten rules the male gender must follow when using and placing into action his reproductive organ. This includes rules such as using a condom when fornicating with a stranger or a girl not on birth control and also the rule of not using your unit with your friends girlfriend or ex- girlfriend with out his consent.

" Man i slept with Joe's old lady last night"

"You idiot, you totally blew off the penal code."

"Hey steve, last night i got with this chick from out of town and i didnt use a love glove."

" Dude you have not stayed loyal to the penal code"

by flyhomie61 February 18, 2010

Penaldez

nickname for man Utd player Bruno Fernandes who only know how to score goals from penalty kicks

commentator1: Bruno what a guy he is! he doesn't miss from the spot
commentator2: you mean penaldez, he only knows how to score from penalties

by Cojoness August 11, 2020

Penaldo

A ghost from Portugal who is superior to humans (he lives on his own island to escape humans)and also a goat (as claimed by penaldogs). He is known for appearing during a Portugal vs Luxembourg, Portugal vs Liechtenstein or Portugal vs Lithuania match and score pens. He also does it against small clubs like lecce, crotone, Al adalah, etc and know for ghosting in FIFA World Cup and against big teams.

Some synonyms for Penaldo:
Boy: No my relationship is Penaldo 😭 (finished)
Teacher: Everyone kindly sit Penaldo. (on the bench)

by Harry Maguire GOAT April 14, 2023