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volunteer highway patrol

A motorist who drives in the fast lane at the same speed as the drivers in the slow lanes, forcing all traffic to slow to what the obstructing driver considers to be a safe speed.
I got pinned down by the Volunteer Highway Patrol for about 10 miles before I could get around him.
by The Demon Prince October 2, 2006
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Aqua Unit Patrol Squad 1

An awesome revival. A continuation of an old wonderful thing, only wonderfuller. A beautiful progression into something better and pure.
Like an old friend who came back with a jetski and some hookers, that dude is aqua unit patrol squad 1, son!
by jim jam jimmoree June 10, 2011
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soul patrol

Fan base of American Idol Season 5 contestant, Taylor Hicks. Hicks referred to the "Soul Patrol" many times during his run on the show, often pumping his fist in the air.
Taylor Hicks: Soul Patrol! Soul Patrol!
Seacrest: Shutup and let me announce the numbers!
by mojoman23 June 1, 2006
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dawn patrol

Getting up before dawn to surf; generally before school, work or some important activity like getting married or going to a funeral.
Crank: Yo dude why you got that smegma on your elbow?
Wingnut: It's dried salt bro. Dawn Patrol this morning! 6 foot swells!
by Angry Waiter March 7, 2007
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snow patrol

a BRILLIANT BRILLIANT BRILLIANT indie band, scottish apart from Gary Lightbody, front man, who is from Northern Ireland.
'Light up, light up, as if yooouu haaave a choice...'
by Perri January 27, 2005
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pathological liar

someone who lies constantly only for attention. they lie about the most simple things. exaggerates the situation to the point of fiction. is very nutty, and does need mental help.
megan friel lies constantly so we label her a pathological liar.
by megan friel needs help! December 21, 2006
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patootie

A sweetheart, someone who you care about- the word is a cute, light way to address someone close to you. The friend, in order to be called "patootie" must be not only beautiful but above all have a very kind, open personality
"She is such a cutie patootie, invite her over!"
"Of course I love Dan, he's so cute and is my patootie fasho"
"Do you like Liza?" "Of course, she's a patootie-head"
<3
by patootiequeen January 5, 2011
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