Crap-path

When two friends start a conversation with both parties being fully aware of the falsity of their statements. The following exchange of words will typically be a hilarious and surreal exchange of related but obviously false claims. This dialogue of known lies ends when one of the friends points out that they are walking up, going up, or being led up the crap path. This is a good time to stop as continued crap path mileage usually results in the exchange getting beyond a joke and not being funny anymore.

"I got a lion in a toy shop once."
"What? A real one?"
"...yeah."
"Well where is it now then? In the cupboard?"
"Yep."
"Get it out then."
"He won't take guests after eight."
At the point when continuing would go beyond a joke, the conversation should climax with somebody saying or shouting "Crap-path" before the humour dies and it stops being funny.

by PiedPiperOfParty May 21, 2010

The Tatefold Path

When someone devotes their life to Andrew Tate in hopes of becoming a true alpha male.

What happened to Bryce?

He followed The Tatefold Path to enlightenment.

by thewordkeeper November 14, 2024

The Ben Path

Choosing to take the easiest path. The origin is the Ben Path at the mountain Ben Nevis, which is the easiest route up the mountain.

I'm feeling quite tired today, so I'll just take the Ben Path

by jammyjimmy June 7, 2024

Path-guide

1. (noun) A person who creates a path for a specific person like a teammate to follow upon.
2. (noun) An individual who teaches others tips and tricks on how to play a game, typically an experienced player.
Synonym: Carrier, Leader, Instructor, Teacher, Influencer, Professional, Parent

P1: Hey I am new to this game can you teach me how to play?
P2: Sure thing! I'll be your path-guide. Just follow me and we can get an easy win.
P1: Thanks a lot! May you add me?
P2: Yeah.

by SniperViperX207 June 6, 2018

Path

A word that can be used to often describe 'pooey' situations.

Oh man! I thought I needed to drop some nuggets off at the pool but it ended up being a full blown PATH!! Yuck

by DollarBart July 16, 2023

Path

Path is an amazing person who will be there for you whenever you need him in that good days and the bad day also he has a weird asf name but he cute😏 also he is a keeper don’t forget his last name is Way 🤪🤩

Person 1:Wow do you see that cute boy that just passed my way

Person 2: yeah that is just path way🤩

by MarlonC June 4, 2020

Ex-path

The Opposite of an empathic person. Instead of picking up on people's emotions. The individual's emotions begin to creep into those around them.

I watched him speak, I could feel his emotions flowing through me and everyone in the room. This wasn't just an Empath, able to listen and understand, He was an Ex-path, We felt his strength and Dedication flow through us as well.

by Illiad_sonej November 20, 2022