The Ben Path

The easiest route available.

I was feeling lazy today, so I chose the Ben Path.

by jammyjimmy May 26, 2024

Other Path

Other path Disorders that are not what is consider the dominant path

Footpath A person that Does dangerous things to Get attention
Telepath They act of no interaction to others
Allopath A person that pretends to be loyal to you to get favors from you
Towpath A person that typically lacks and that typically locks sympathy or Empty
Warpath a Human being That Create fights to get what they want
Bypath Somebody Pretending to care about you but doesn't

Have you heard about the new other path

by 459395 February 26, 2022

Path

Short for personality disorders

Psychopath A human With high emotions
Naturopath Typically someone that is considered a control freak
Sociopath a Person with law emotions
Osteopath One perceiving the world as their Land
Neuropath The act of only caring about oneself
Hydropath A person that commits a lot of crimes
Homeopath One's delusions of seeing hisself or herself as the victim
Multipath A very violent person
Glidepath A human that lies all the time

Have you heard that the girl is a path?

by 459395 February 26, 2022

pleasure path

happy trail >:)

hey dude nice pleasure path bro

by blinksin April 29, 2023

The path to meaning

Starts here... With you... Paying me 20 dollars.

Hym "Yes, yes... If I want my life to have meaning... I need to... Pay you 20 dollars... And then do whatever you say indefinitely... Regardless of whether or not you contradict yourself... And neeeeever talk back (because I don't know what I want or need and I'm stupid and incompetent)... And then Jordan Peterson get 1 million dollars and I get whatever I get, like, I don't know what did that patient that sued him get? Nothing? So I get what SHE got from doing the same thing SHE did... And then my life will have meaning because I'm fighting a dragon (in abstraction) by... Giving my money to a guy who is withholding information from me... until I pay him... That's the meaning of my life. To be harvested by me betters. That's it. Because I haven't been chosen! I haven't been anointed by the priestess! I also haven't validated a system that is both irredeemabley corrupt and needs systemic change while simultaneously absolutely necessary and IS THE DIFFERENCE between legitimate and illegitimate success... Yeah... That's the path to meaning..."

by Hym Iam January 1, 2024

Career Path

None really. The only thing I'm concerned with is the cabal of shadowy figures keeping track of everything I say and do. Let me illustrate

Guy 1 (hears me say a thing)--------- Guy 2 (repeats thing I say) This ☝️
Is the only thing in life that I care about. It's worth more than you life, your kids lives, and you wives lives. Guy 1 and Guy 2 do not know each other. How did Guy 1 tell Guy 2 what I said and who is benefiting from this? The answers to these are the only I care about. You will answer the questions.

Hym "That's really all there is to it. That's my career path. Over a couple of bumps and off of a bridge. There the fuckin plan you wanted me to make. A perfectly linear path that takes nothing to accomplish. The benefits to which are eternal. Sounds like a good one to me. What do you think?"

by Hym Iam May 19, 2022

Sucio-path

/su:-shee-oh-pæe/
A dangerously unbothered gay man with no remorse for his scandalously slutty behavior. Often found thirst-trapping at 2am, double-texting three trade at once, and claiming "I'm not like other gays" while being exactly like other gays - just filthier.

"He said he was just coming over to 'talk'.
... I should've known / was
dealing with a full-on sucio-path."

by ZeroSD July 7, 2025