Parking Garage

A place where a couple go on a whim to spit off of and drop pennies. Then you look words up on Urban dictionary for trurty minitz. Then they proceed to kiss and touch the girls moobies. After that you sit in silence for 5 minutes and then guy unzips pants and girl reaches into guys pants to touch ding dong for the first time. Parking Garage elevator opens for first of three times. Girl and guy play it cool and act like they were just chilling. After man leaves girl continues where she left off touching the man's throbbing cock. Then 2 bikers come out of elevator where guy and girl play it cool again waiting for them to leave. 10 minutes later a third biker comes out of the elevator. Then the three bikers ride down the garage. After bikers have left continued touching of erected wee wee. Guy then lies on his back, then the girl tells him that's a bad idea and sit his bitch ass back up. Girl continues hand job. She's getting better at it. Finally a car comes to the top of the now dark parking garage. After the car leaves they decide to give up on their exploration. Guy awkwardly pulls up his pants and they exit down the 9 floor stairway.

"I was walking up to see the sunset and saw N and J Parking Garage it on the top floor!"
"No way, bro! They're so hot I'm jealous"
"Yeah they be cray"
"Arrow was packing too. Nat's a lucky girl

by ThrobbingMoobieCock420#69 July 26, 2018

Thanks for Partying

Used to rely an awesome time between friends. Instead of apologizing for what you've done, this is a way for your friends to affirm that you had an awesome time. Hold your head high, you made the party. TFP

ThanksforPartying.com

Paul: You got hammered last night, Thanks for Partying.
Trey: You're very welcome.

Brian: Man, you know you had sex w/ my sister and tried to burn down the bar.. Thanks for Partying.
Ron: You're very welcome, my good sir.

Don't Apologize, Thanks for Partying

by Thanks for Partying May 8, 2012

Pasting

Putting toothpaste on your nipples to get high. Often times mint tooth paste is used for the added tingling/fresh sensation.

Some people prefer to use duct tape over the applied paste so that they can wear a shirt without worrying about removing it.

You have never heard of pasting? Let's get pasted, bro.

by Brocoliah July 29, 2012

Rock Star Parking

The rare occurrence of obtaining a parking space directly outside the door of a bar, club, or restaurant.

Woot! We just got Rock Star Parking! Let’s go liquor up some ladies and get them naked back at my place.

by 1point3liter September 2, 2005

Partying Like It's 19million B.C

When at a party you get stoned out of your fucking mind and start hallucinating about the most random shit like seeing people as cavemen, and seeing dinosaurs for no damn reason. Only way to get this stoned is to get really creative with drug combinations, like taking acid with a snort of coke,a hit of Mary Jane, and meth

Guy1: What the hell was up with you last night at Lucy's party? Stoner: I don't even know, all I remember about last night was a dream I had about knocking out a caveman. I must have been partying like it's 19million B.C. Guy1: That wasn't a dream, you hit Gary in the face with a bat!!

by Xero _ Manifest October 21, 2010

parking lot zombie

Usually a homeless or drug-seeking person who waits in parking lots to acost people for money while they get out of their vehicles. Uneasily detered, they shamble from one car to another much like the living dead.

Man to wife: Oh shit Mary, roll up the window. It's a parking lot zombie!
Wife to man: Oh Harold, I am scared of his staggering gait, his lip smacking, and his wild-eyed stare!
Man to Parking Lot Zombie: (gesturing to an empty wallet)
Parking Lot Zombie: ahgggghhhhhhhuuuuuhhhhhhh(Spots a Lexus SUV pulling up to the Walgreens and heads towards it)
Man to wife: Hurry up and get into the store! Move it! Move it!

by Johan Grubber May 28, 2007

parking hog

a driver who is too lazy to park between the lines and always ends up straddling two spaces.

That guy is such a parking hog I'll bet he even parks in handicapped spaces.

by backinbowl February 7, 2010