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Parting-Gift

The act of ejaculating into a destroyed article of clothing before throwing it away.
Ryan Collett ripped his boxers from so much bending over, that he gave them one last parting-gift before disposal.
by Arkell December 9, 2008
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Side-Parting

To shout at someone so loudly in the recipents ear that their hair is blasted to one side, mimicking a side-parting hairstyle. This is often avoided by those in the military most likely to recieve such treatment, by sporting the 'crew cut' thusly not giving the rapid exhalation of air any purchase upon which to lift said hair into this style. Originating in South London (UK) this term is spreading fast.
"You want to watch your language son, unless you fancy getting a side-parting from me!"
by Matt Grimsaw May 14, 2007
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name participation trophy

someone who makes their name sound the best thing on earth but the person could the b worst thing on the universe
Girl 1: jimmy sounds like a cool guy

Girl 2: not really he a name participation trophy
by killahman23 July 12, 2010
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Partching

To partch is to part the buttocks, and lick furiously inbetween.
OH! Jack, i love it when your partching me!
by bezcore April 29, 2010
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partying it up

Being lazy, having dinner with friends and going to bed by 10pm (but hoping i can actually get to bed by 9pm).
Dani will be partying it up on her birthday.
by urbandictionater May 14, 2015
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Dangling participle

A dangling participle is a wallet chain, cell phone headset cord, beeper leash, purse strap or other long slender device used to secure an object to a person.
A dangling participle is the "straps" that have the tendency to always get caught on another object when you least expect it to, often resulting in a humurous but humiliating yank in the opposite direction of travel (i.e.: getting out of a car, getting up from a desk, etc.).
by S.J. Friedman October 11, 2005
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middle parting

John “ew, have seen his/her hair! It has a middle parting in it!”
The bitch “omg, what a slag...”
by Loooooooooololololololol spam December 22, 2017
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