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Booty Parsley

residual fecal matter spread thinly between the buddocks, and the mucky stuff that gathers around your ass hole after not washing for three days , and/or also the result of inadequate ass wiping. They probably wiped standing up and the toilet paper shavings fell down on the seat.
Ladies, if 6"5 Khal Drago came over and left booty parsley on your toilet seat before yall did grown up stuff, what yall doin?
by Letmynutsgo86 January 30, 2025
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Butt Parsley

The tiny remnants of toilet paper, hair, and other matter left on the back of the toilet seat after wiping your butt.
Bro I just took a shit and left so much butt parsley on the seat
by MeatMop June 20, 2025
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grab him by the pursey

When the Justice system slaps multi-million dollar fines on Donald Trump they grab him by the pursey.

Because Donald Trump famously said he could grab her by the pussy it is fitting that the Justice system now gets to grab him by the pursey.
They went after Donald Trump's wealth, since the best way to beat him was to grab him by the pursey. And he is sure to throw a Trumper Tantrum.
by NeologianPJG February 16, 2024
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