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penis parade

An astronomical band of penile organs congregated in a confined area fighting for the rights of vaginal penetration.
Me and my buds joined the penis parade.
by C-K-L November 28, 2007
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Paramedic/EMT

Definition: A person in which works on a ambulance, responding to emergency medical situations.

Characteristics : Paramedics are made up of many different types of people! This is what makes them so great. They all have different views and beliefs yet still have a brother/sister hood because they all have a drive to help others. Many Paramedics can come across as blunt ,cold or a little too honest, however they have a protective, soft and caring manner to them as well. They appear strong as if nothing can shake them but understand these people are NOT superheroes! It is not uncommon for them to go home after a shift and cry for an hour about the patient they couldn’t help, the patient who’s was to far gone. Sometimes it happens at random times, like driving home from the grocery store. Although every one handles it differently! They wear there heart on there sleeve and want nothing but the best for there patients.

Some people call these fine individuals Angels but I’m not sure they fall under this category either! Paramedics have a tendency to have the darkest sense of humour and are always shocking people with there jokes. These people are the most badass bitches you will ever meet! If you think the Paramedic/Emts are crazy, you should see the people who marry them!
That Paramedic/EMT looks like a monster with all those tattoos, but there actually the sweetest person you will ever meet!
by Alberta Proud October 8, 2019
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scranton parade day

The greatest, ABSOLUTLEY best day in history of all time. People start drinking at 6:30 AM and don't stop at all. It's a day where Scranton kids show all the big D1 schools that they party just as hard of not harder. Just an all around great day.
Dude ready for Scranton parade day tomorow? He'll yeah if we make it out alive it'd be awsome!
by Ryannbbb March 1, 2014
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Shit Parade

A cousin to the term clusterfuck. It implies an instance of extreme confusion, mishap, and/or disorganization.

Clusterfuck
WOW! It was a real fucking sit parade on the highway today.
by Chives November 25, 2003
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paratemol

its an urge to throw Dumbledore at someone. this feeling can be dangerous and can inflict pain as Dumbledore is a tall, wizard and a big fat G.
"i have such paratemol right now"

"why"

"because Nancy pushed the Tesco reduced isle on my nan"
by TimotheeandDan February 12, 2021
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parade rainage

What happens when someone proverbialy rains on your parade meaning they ruin your triumphant moment.
JU: The Cardinals won the World Series!
Them: Just because the other team felt bad for them.
JU: Thats serious parade rainage
by Ju P April 25, 2008
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Palate Cleanser

When you need a light hearted show to fall asleep to
No, I don’t want to watch handmaid’s tale before bed! Need a palate cleanser like Bobs burgers or Parks & Rec
by wookerella April 29, 2021
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