pap

To be impervious against the affects of alcohol

Man 1: Wow, isn't John on his 10th beer??
Man 2: Yeah he's being a pap

by Davoo82 September 01, 2007

fat paps

Overly large breasts - See 'paps' where the female has got large breasts from being overweight.

Mmm I love her fat paps. she gives a great titwank with them!

by scatfarmingpigskintent September 22, 2010

PAP

Portugese-American Princess

I'm a a proud PAP

by DizzyLizzy December 23, 2006

Pap Smear

The act of tackling ones grandfather in the kitchen with enough velocity to smear his face across the linoleum, or approximately 3-4 feet.

So the other day, Grandpa was in the way of my Hot Pocket so in order to get to it I had to execute a Pap Smear

by Kelph1 May 20, 2011

speed-pap

To fuck in a quick and superficial manner. It's where the fuckin' is continuously fast, as if to get it over with.

"I have to speed-pap the bitches when we're in the back of my truck, or else we may get caught."

"When I'm not speed-papping bitches in the back of my truck, I'm enjoying a nice refreshing drink by the ocean."

by Jordy-Time July 01, 2006

sh-pap

The sound your dick makes when you slap someone across the face with it.

"We sh-papped 'em!"

by RANKLANCER June 28, 2009

Jammy Pap

A man with a wide face and a wide schlong. Penis is to be approximately 1.5 inches long and to have a girth of 2 feet 5 inches.

Oh man look at that Jammy Pap

by Jammythejew August 13, 2018