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Panamanian petting zoo

When one force one's partner to pick the nuts and corn out of a bowel movement. The partner then presents the nuts and corn to in a cup or a dish. One then tosses the nuts and corn onto the bed where the partner eats them like a goat or other typical petting zoo animal.

Commonly preceeded by a Kentucky klondike bar.
He gave his lunchlady a Kentucky klondike bar for as long as he could. It made sense for him to follow up with a Panamanian petting zoo.
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panaphonic

Fictional brand of electronics coined in Simpsons, parody of Panasonic, now being used in Internet slang to describe poor-quality electronics.
That piece of shit radio was totally a panaphonic.
panaphonic by sarasnoodles May 12, 2006
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a man a plan a canal panama 

the longest palindrome thats not retarded.
guy-"holy crap a man a plan a canal panama is the longest palindrome thats not retarded!"

Panamanian Shakedown 

After a blowjob, before she can spit, take your hands and cover her mouth and grab the back of her head and shake until she swallows.
She tried to snowball me, but i gave her a Panamanian Shakedown instead.

Panama Shift 

The "Panama Shift" is a well known sex rotation for three people. It was created to keep sexual activity constantly going throughout a 24 hour period. It generally involves two transvestites and one male. This allows one person to take a break while the other two are having sex with each other, and a rotation is established.

The Panama Shift can also be accomplished with two transvestites and a female, as long as she has a strap on dildo. This is sometimes called the Panama Giraffe.
Tom: "Hey, guess what I did in Rio De Janeiro!"
Mike: "Banged all the trannies there?"
Tom: "Not all of them! But I was part of a Panama Shift!"
Mike: "Awesome!"
Tom: "My butt hurts now, but it was totally worth it!"
Panama Shift by lumberjacker55 December 18, 2010

panama root canal 

A panama root canal is when you jizz in a girls mouth and she uses your dick as a toothbrush and the jizz as tooth paste.
Did you hear jen got a panama root canal from james?
Yea she's adventurous.
panama root canal by Synister Owl January 17, 2017

panasonic 

A Japanese electronics brand. Panasonic produces great TVs, steros, air conditioners, portable audio, among other useful gadgets.
Panasonic is way better than Sony.
panasonic by Anonymous August 8, 2003