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by MinecraftVlogMV April 11, 2017

paedophobe

Correct: One who has an irrational fear of children

Incorrect: One who has an irrational fear of paedophiles, correct term is paedophileophobe(dumb when you think about it, as no fear of paedophiles is irrational)

Paedophobe: AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!! A 4 YEAR OLD!!!!!!!

Me: Dude.......no....

by Zankou February 6, 2007

Ellen Page

Tiny Canadian actress with a large forehead and the world's cheesiest smile who wears little tuxes. She is an outspoken lesbian feminist who writes geeky things on Twitter and loves to rename people's dogs. She's 27 but she's a total sweetheart and cuter than most 5 year olds. Best known for her roles in Hard Candy, Juno, Inception, and the X-Men franchise.

How does an Ellen Page manage being such a cute adult?!
You made a cheesy speech declaring you're a lesbian on Valentine's day? What an Ellen Page thing to do!

by El Kavo May 18, 2014

Paedo crawl

The act of driving one's car at a shockingly low speed to the extent at which the driver could perhaps be mistaken for a paedophile looking for new victims.

"Mate speed up, people think we're doing a Paedo crawl"

by jdjskwbdjw February 8, 2015

Page 2 of google

The darkest, most useless place on the internet. Nothing useful is ever found here. If you've ever needed to hide something, page 2 of google is the place to go. If you've ever gone there, you should probably seek psychiatric help.

Friend: Bro I tried looking up the answers to the homework and found nothing
You: Did you try page 2 of google?
Friend: I-
You: What?
*The number you are trying to reach is unavailable at this time*

by what on god's green earth July 14, 2021

jellineck page

A hopelessly amateurish website, designed for a paying client. From Strangers with Candy's Geoffrey Jellineck, an art teacher whose work was absolutely terrible.

If they're such a big company, why do they still have that jellineck page?

by condour August 5, 2003

bro code page 67 paragraph 3 rule 3

You may never talk to another bros girl even if she is fine with it

Nah bro bro code page 67 paragraph 3 rule 3

by That is not my job October 18, 2018