Second paged

Referring to something as outdated or irrelevant that it would land on the second page of google.

This meme is so outdated, it's second paged.

This is so irrelevant, you'd find it on the second page of google!

by the7deadlymoods November 13, 2019

The Yellow Pages

A worthless piece of paper. When it shows up in your door, it is a sign of impending doom. It can be used to throw at other people. (If they piss you off.)

Johny: The Yellow Pages showed up at my door. I think I'm gonna die soon.
Lamar: Aye ma homie. Wanna go get some watermelon qand eat it with Laquisha?
Waldo: (Throws The Yellow Pages at Lamar.) Aye, you aint find me. You be pissing me off!\

by Gandalf the Dark November 5, 2013

Page Swiper

A good book that you're reading on your e-reader. Would be a "page turner" if a print book.

Finally reading Moby Dick after all these years on my Kindle, it's a real page swiper.

by JWH88 February 16, 2012

Christina page

the realist nigga. the cracker nigga.

omg I want to be a christina page

by Fatbittch May 14, 2016

Jack Page

To use social networking as a means to befriend a girl and get to know her thorugh online methods such as including plenty of love hearts and kisses at the end of every sentence. By doing this, one earns the trust to finally go in for the kill and marry the person and sustain an online relationship whilst never having to actually meet the person.

Wahey! You had a few mutual friends, added her, got to know her and within a few hours married her! Congratulations in pulling off a successful Jack Page :)

by queenelizabethsbarnet May 12, 2010

Friendship Page

The page on Facebook that shows all of your wall posts, mutual friends, common interests, etc. with another person.

Have you creeped Paul and Amy's friendship page lately? It's kinda adorable.

by Denim Lemon April 4, 2011

Front Page

A Man/Woman so hot they could be on the cover of a magazine.

" That Bartender over there is so front page."

by subject313 January 4, 2013