Someone who is incredibly sexy and desirable and that has so much potential to be anything they want and has basically the best boyfriend.
by AntBanks87 November 18, 2017

by taten August 3, 2007

Why the hell are you searching for the definition of potatoes you sick old man, might as well search up pineapples while your at it.
You weirdo...
You weirdo...
eat my potato
by Drizzel331 April 27, 2015

Based on the weird al song (its all about the Pentiums), the quote "what you got in there a Dorito?"
so when people ask what chip your running your game or video on, the answer could be a potato chip because its so bad.
then league of legends came about and people would have machines that were so slow that the loading screen would display for 10 minutes because one person had a slow pc.
so when people ask what chip your running your game or video on, the answer could be a potato chip because its so bad.
then league of legends came about and people would have machines that were so slow that the loading screen would display for 10 minutes because one person had a slow pc.
"what you running league on a potato or something?"
"this is taking forever to render, serves me right for encoding on a potato"
"dude how did you get lol installed on a potato?"
"this is taking forever to render, serves me right for encoding on a potato"
"dude how did you get lol installed on a potato?"
by dablackfox March 27, 2015

Silly colored edible thing, prolly a fruit or a vegetable. No one will ever know
Might even be a silly little robot
Again, just a potato
Generally potatos are for satisfying hunger and not for silly things like decoration, car keys (why would you?) used as a placeholder for calling a person cute
Usually a terrible quality objects
Might even be a silly little robot
Again, just a potato
Generally potatos are for satisfying hunger and not for silly things like decoration, car keys (why would you?) used as a placeholder for calling a person cute
Usually a terrible quality objects
My computer is so bad… it runs like a “Potato”
Hey bro wanna eat a “Potato”
Why is that robot looking at me funny? It must be a “Potato”
Hey bro wanna eat a “Potato”
Why is that robot looking at me funny? It must be a “Potato”
by PotatoTheProot May 11, 2022

A way to describe a beautiful, loving, caring creature that can satisfy any of you're needs. As it can be fried, baked, diced, sautéed and who knows what else! If someone calls you a potato that is a compliment.
Also can be used for different sex positions...
Also can be used for different sex positions...
by Potato:))))) April 10, 2017

Potato is what someone says when they try to be random because they are under the belief that by being random they instantly and unarguably become cooler and funnier. This is about as wrong as the entire 2016 election.
Teacher: 3xa-2=1. What is a?
Student: Uh haha, potato!
Teacher: Fuck off Harry, this is why your parents are divorced!
Student: Uh haha, potato!
Teacher: Fuck off Harry, this is why your parents are divorced!
by Jess doesn't like me anymore July 17, 2019
