Owned

Somebody get the upper hand over you and kicks your ass in any type of contest. Words, physical, computer, sexual, don't matter.

P1: You dude, I just got 120,000 on Tetris!

P2:450,000, OWNED!!!!

by Illness April 6, 2004

own

Possibly a tyop of "won", given the contexts it's used in. Also 0wn and pwn.

Dude. I owned at Pong.

by antiphon January 20, 2004

Owned

To be utterly destroyed or humiliated. Often used in online gaming and most specifically in first-person shooters. See pwned

Gamer1: Oh man, he had rockets and I sniped him right in the face. Owned!!
Gamer2: That's nothing. I owned my friend yesterday when I put laxatives in his Gatorade.

by ShaneDaley June 7, 2007

own

An odd word to come across when, in grammar, you are supposed to put it into the past tense.
Ex:

I owned a yellow canary.

by Bobert (Imma girl) December 6, 2006

Owned

1:To Completely Destroy Your Opponent in any activity
2:A word spoken to hurt a noob's feelings
3:A sign of Domination.

Bitch, You Just Got Owned.

by §cagged December 28, 2005

OWNED!!

Usually happens when you get fucked over in a video game by some annoying fucking kid. Last words usually "OH SHIT!!" followed by "BULLSHIT!!!"

Dude he totally got OWNED!! on halo last night.

by gibson65555 May 27, 2009

Owns

Noun: To be completely better than something in every way

"Brandon Owns everything he has ever tried in his life."

by Chronny December 25, 2007