ottering

Initially appears to be an activity without purpose; after closer examination, it is a mundane task or job done with playful enjoyment.

Jimmy's wadding up his dirty clothes, 'shooting hoops' into the laundry basket.

Jimmy's mom: "Will you stop ottering and bring me that hamper! I need to get the laundry done!"

by deerex August 17, 2010

orter

it is an abbreviation of "ought to," meaning that the subject of the sentence is obliged to perform said act.

i orter wash these 'ere britches 'fore'n go i to da hootenanny.

by tht! tne June 26, 2005

Rotten otter

A turd in a hot tub.

"We had a good time in the hot tub until somebody spotted a rotten otter."

by Dave S. June 18, 2006

otters pocket

the interior state of a womans genitalia when considerably aroused.

'she was as wet as an otters pocket'

by lee michigan July 9, 2003

Outernet

External reality, unlike the Internet which is the internal reality.

I've spent too much time on the Internet, i need to get a life on the Outernet.

by jfp October 27, 2007

Wetter than an otters pocket

Your girl when she sees Levi Ackerman

You: You’re wetter than an otters pocket
Your girl: I just watched a Levi Ackerman edit, wanna roleplay?

by armins_seashell February 9, 2021

Cum Otter

To cum on your partners hair, then comb it back to give them a slick look like an otter that's freshly emerged from the stream.

I ejaculated on my girlfriend so much last night she looked like a cum otter

by Shepface June 20, 2011