Ouija Wank

When one partner asks the other to masturbate them with their left hand. Stems from the belief that masturbating oneself with the opposite hand to writing creates the illusion of a second party. The theory is that a second person using their non-writing hand invokes a third, mystery character or entity from the spirit world into the bedroom.

OMG she gave me a ouija wank and I saw Grandma.

by GaslightGarageFreak October 17, 2020

ouioossy

A wussy that is so intensely wussified that he uses the French pronunciation of "Oui" (wee) before the rest of the word (oos-sy) to describe himself and why he can't fight.

Jon Pierre Bouquet described himself as a ouioosy before fainting at the sight of a small mouse. 

The collaborators who supported the Vichy government and the Nazis were unable to claim being ouioossy as an excuse for their treason and were summarily hanged and/or shot.

by Charles DeGaulle Esq. October 19, 2011

ouig

The French word for "Wig"; When one's wig has flown, "ouig" may be more appropriate when you are a Japanese woman that's racefaking as a European woman that descended from a French noble and a German musician

Well, as they say in France; Ouig.

by zuushee May 1, 2019

Ouija Board

A potential game that claims to be able to talk with the Spirit world of human spirits, demonic entities, etc. The name comes from the creator's sister, a medium, asking a spirit from the board the name for it, and is not the combination of Oui and Ja for hello in French and German. It is not the Yes Yes Board, Its the Good Luck Board, as that is what Ouija means, which is ironic for the multiple demonic entities you can meat.

Jack: When will we die?
Ouija Board: yes

by Commiie June 22, 2019

ouiners

The most amazing person you’ll ever meet. Funny, hot, other stuff.

“have you seen ouiners?”
“omg yeah they’re so hot and sexy”

by ouiners June 28, 2021

Ouija fucking

The act of putting a dildo on a Ouija board and fucking it in hopes of making the demons come out.

Mike : I tipped this camgirl so she would do a hot Ouija fucking.
Chris: Did she get a big dildo on the Ouija board?
Mike: Yes, it was a massive black one. And she fucked it till the demons came out bro.

by lillbutz October 20, 2021

Ouid Lungs

When you’re on the verge of a cough from a Rip but it wont come out so you just struggle

damn bro really had ouid lungs and almost passed out

by TheRealSquill January 7, 2022