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Facebook orphan

A child whose parents neglect them in favor of facbook.
bob now has to drive himself to school because he is a facebook orphan.
by bobyo August 28, 2009
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Orphan

A homeless, gremlin-like creature. Generally, residing in places like Golden, Colorado or the Yum Yum Forest.

This creature can often times grow into a Gypsie Orphan which is even more disgusting. Furthermore, they steal happiness and money.
"That orphan just stole my money!"

"Look out for that gypsie orphan, he sucks."
by Brendon H. March 11, 2010
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orphan

A southern hispanic gang origanlly from Orange Co. Westminster, California. O.P.H.S is short version of this gangs name. Spanish name; Huerfanos. Orphans13, OX3,
This gang is known to be in AZ, NM, Tijuana, and NC.
Extremly dangerous, enemies to Northern Hispanics, VDM's
(in NC) and any other gang that threathens to invade their turf.
He is a member of Orphans13. Their was a drive-by shooting by an Orphan yesterday.
by Pancho Pena November 9, 2007
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ORPHAN

A beer or other alcoholic beverage that has not been finished and is left abandoned to get warm and flat. Orphans are usually found during clean-up the morning after the party.
Someome orphaned this beer and it's, like, half-full and warm!
by JetMechGirl May 30, 2006
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Orphan Seat

A seat in a movie theater auditorium that is open but undesirable because person(s) in seat to the left or right are occupied.
The only seat available in auditorium 8 is an orphan seat in the middle of row H.
by iatebreakfast September 1, 2016
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Orphan Seat

A seat in a movie theater auditorium that is open but undesirable because person(s) in seat to the left or right are occupied.
The only seat available in auditorium 8 is an orphan seat in the middle of row H.
by iatebreakfast September 1, 2016
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orphan porn

A movie or tv show that features an orphan or person with an unstable or absent family finding a loving chosen family or parent. Orphan porn is schmaltzy, almost over the top with strong shows of emotional support, people working out their feelings and past traumas, and general warm fuzzies. Orphans may or may not be the central figures. Examples include The Fosters and This Is Us.
That show is so cheesy and wholesome, it's total orphan porn.
by Clanktree November 17, 2017
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