BME olympics

Cock Chop, nuff said.

James: "Any of you guys watch the BME olympics?"
Grant: "Cock Chop!"
Peter: "Cock Chop!"
Matt: "Cock Chop!"
Chelsea: "Coccccck Choppppp!!!!!!!!"

by daark08 January 6, 2008

Sex Olympics

The sex Olympics resets every four years, and revolves around collecting a number of rings that correspond to those of the regular Olympics. to obtain a 'ring', one must perform a particular sex act.

Blue ring: sex in water
Black ring: with a black guy/girl, or anal
Yellow ring: with an asian, or urination during sex
Red ring: during period, or draw blood
Green ring: outdoors

After obtaining all of these, the winner receives fuck all.

"Dude, yesterday I totally got the black ring11111!!! I've completed the sex olympics"

by RM-J October 18, 2008

olympiakos

A very famous and successful sports team in Greece, competing in football, basketball and other sports.

Olympiakos are the champions of Greece.

by DirkD January 27, 2007

Woke Olympics

A competition in which middle-classed, cisgender white women try to best bemoan the privilege and injustice of middle-classed, cisgender white men while talking past the actual troubles of people of color.

Did you hear Becky yelling at Chad over the environmental impact of driving a M3 two years newer than hers? She really won gold in the Woke Olympics for that one.

by torngc May 30, 2017

redneck olympics

similar to the national olympics but instead of ice skatin' or swimmin' an such, there's sports like hay bale jumpin', mud wrasslin', mud tug-of-war, cow tippin', and frog giggin'.

The ferst round of the redneck olympics was the cow tippin'.

by Simonds July 20, 2006

Olympic Dating

When you go on a date with a particular person once every four years.

Iceman and Maverick went out on a date to grab some wings and beers. Four years later they reconnect and go on their second date. Olympic dating

by goddammit maverick July 14, 2015

Olympic French Keg Stand

When one executes a full squat over an open bottle of wine while nude so that neck of the bottle (which has been lubricated) penetrates the anus enough to the point whereupon the said penetrated human is able to complete a full hand stand from the squatting position chugging the bottle of wine via the anus.

The most classy way to get wasted in a jiffy is the Olympic French Keg Stand.

by anoriginalbadass June 9, 2016