Old man

A person with experience in the bed but only gets laid by hookers because his dick can't get hard

If you see an old man on the street tell him the reason why he can't get erect is because he has over used it

by I love lamp 69696969 January 11, 2020

Old man hot

An older gentleman who, despite not meeting traditional standards for beauty, is seriously attractive. See: Vladimir Putin, John Slattery, George Clooney, Brad Pitt (nowadays), Denzel Washington, Alec Baldwin, etc.

I'm a little worried about Julie. She thinks Larry King is old man hot.

by Mrs. Napoleon October 7, 2010

old-man-philia

When a smokin' hot girl falls for some wrinkly balls for no apparent reason.

That fireman is old as shit, but she's got some mad old-man-philia going on, so she don't care.

by 2girls1cup December 8, 2007

old man

someone who is very old, moans a lot, and often damages his knee while playing sports, or just walking.

I'm such an old man! I'm so old!

by Marc Williams September 26, 2004

old man's pick

Beacuse women often live longer then men if a man can live long enough there will be a lot more women in his age group that men. So then he can have his pick of old women. If you like that kind of thing.
This is called old man's pick.

Granpa has old man's pick now.

by Deep Blue 2012 August 11, 2009

Old Man Bowels

A type of strategy which will cause one to horribly lose at an Infantry Defense map in Starcraft. Refers to the 'leaking' effect one gets when ones defense is insufficient for the hordes of enemies.

"Damn your Old Man Bowels, Andy! You're leaking scourges!"

by Dhulliath April 5, 2006

as stiff as an old man on a cold winter's night

a common phrase used when describing an extremely rigid erection.

"wow, my girlfriend gave me a joyner last night and i was as stiff as an old man on a cold winter's night"

by Nick Meyer. April 1, 2008