Oj da juiceman

A closet retard, severe speach impediment.

Saying his songs are written is a compliment he takes very well, he has the ability to drop 2 bars and act like he thought of that shit for real, not only that... The fact he stutters so much allows him to make 2 bars last a few minutes.

Complete Trap artist.

It has been speculated that since it is so difficult to understand what he says, he could create a new language, not that any sane motherfucker would want to learn it.

This nigga makes 50 tyson look legit.

If you really need proof, just search youtube "Oj da juiceman XXL Freestyle" I warn you, you wont get your fucking time back.. Is it worth it?

--Oj da juiceman--

Gucci's Official Bitch

Dude 1: Oj da juiceman and Nickelback are the shit!

SAID NO ONE EVER!!

by HipHop - Rap January 15, 2013

oj simpson

The Juice was loose and Nicole and Ronald ended up with the noose.

I guess Robert Blake was tryin' to pull an O.J. on his wife, but that didn't work, either.

by Mitch December 28, 2004

OJ Simpson

1) A bad ass motherfucker

2) A real pimp

3) A nigger

1) Jake: "I wouldn't mess with OJ Simpson"

2) Bryce: "OJ Simpson was a proper pimp, most pimps just smack up their hoes, OJ killed his. He didn't take any chances"

3) Nick: "OJ Simpson is black"

by Adam Sobieraj July 7, 2010

OJ Simpson

A man who can get away with anything that is NOT armed robbery

OJ Simpson may have gotten away with murder, but he got caught trying to commit armed robbery.

by Y'all are Stupid November 16, 2020

OJ Glove

When the vaginal or anal opening is too tight, or the fingers/hands are too big for penetration.

I was trying to finger blast Susie last night, but she was so tight I just wore her like an OJ Glove

by K $wiz July 16, 2016

OJ Parked

modifying adj.- Vehicle parallel parked with the rear of the car sticking out farther from the curb than the front end.

Wow! That guy was in a God-awful hurry, his SUV's OJ parked.

by Jim Burke September 6, 2005

oj simpson

An (in)famous ex-football player who was found not guilty for killing his wife and her young boyfriend.

Look at it this way: Say you and your wife are having problems and you get separated. She starts screwing a young waiter, everyone knows, the guy starts thinking he's hot shit, and then you repeatedly see this dude driving around town in the Ferrari YOU are paying the car note on. I'm not saying OJ Simpson was right - but I understand.

by bigtones July 25, 2007