oats

oh, okay, meh

so your dad died? oats...

by acrolon September 22, 2003

oats

Northern slang for nailing some kive. Predominantly used by charlie big spuds after ten cans of stella and a test-tube of jagermeister or five.

"I wanna get my oats with Charlene Krank."

by Monkey Handler November 22, 2004

maggie oates

a vurrry sexy climpy

god. that maggie oates is succch a retard. but so hawt

by youknowitlucas January 24, 2010

Octosimian

A person of 1/8th black or African ancestry.

Look at the octosimian! Must have been a coon in the woodpile.

by Reichard December 4, 2003

Captain Oates

A euphemism for the male genitalia.

Some bitch was bein' hella clownish, so I slapped her in the face with Captain Oates.
OR
Wanna pet Captain Oates?

by dirty rob November 21, 2003

oats

a stupid name.

oats is gay.

by Idle January 27, 2004

OATS

Abbreviation for Old-Ass Technologies. This term is most commonly used when referring to old proprietary electronics or computer systems.

I don't touch that stuff. Those are OATS issues for the old farts.

by Xtoff December 17, 2008