Oasis

A talentless Beatles rip off band headed by the two biggest twats this side David Cameron and Nick Clegg.

oasis are terrible

by aml101 April 5, 2011

oasis

British pop band that sound like shit being stirred. They think they are rock and roll stars and do drink and drugs to go with the image but really they are just tallentless morons whose fans are made up of 12 year old girls. Noel is so crap at playing guitar that he had to get paul weller to play a half decent solo on champagne supernova because he couldn't.

Rock and roll has produced a number of nutters over the years. Liam from oasis aint one of them. Do you really think bitch slapping photographers outside some dive of a nightclub with yet another desperate blond under your arm makes you hard?

by 54546574 April 9, 2006

Oasis Effect

The Oasis Effect describes the phenomena in modern music where popular music has plummeted in quality so much, that acts that were only mediocre in the past, are comparatively superb.

"I just got excited to find Wonderwall on a radio station. What the fuck is going on!?"

"Oh, that's just the Oasis Effect you're experiencing. Everything else is so bad, Wonderwall is good. We live in frightening times."

by Lee Man October 23, 2009

oasis

Often used in Australia for:
1- a Liam or Noel look alike.
2- a fan of Brit-pop (Brittish modern day rock music.

Who does that guy think he is, Oasis.

by Dave August 25, 2003

blow your oats

(Masc.)~ to cum or ejaculate etc etc...

Steve'z girlfriend gave me some sucky sucky last night and I blew me oatz all over her titz ;p

by Safecracker G October 17, 2004

dirty oats

a derogitory name for an african american's nut sack

"Get your dirty oats outa here"

by diamonte April 10, 2005

Oasis

The act of unrolling a whole roll of toilet paper into a toilet to create an object resembling a mound, followed by defecating on top of the mound. Usually not followed by flushing, but left for the person who next uses the restroom.

Person: I just left a nice oasis in that bathroom for whoever comes in next!

by BB984n June 8, 2007