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Nobviously 

An extention from Obviously, used in a derisory way when discussing a topic and one of the conversants says something blindingly obvious, usualy with an accentuation on the "Nob"
man A; hey that man who cut his finger off has gone to hospital

man B; yeah, NOBviously
Nobviously by fatum51 August 21, 2009

NOVA (No Obvious Value Added) 

A NOVA (No Obvious Value Added) is a person who in any social event adds no value to any conversation or activity. They are boring, dull and no fun to have around. There is also such a thing as a Super NOVA.
Man why did you invite Susie to the Super Bowl party, she's such a NOVA (No Obvious Value Added). She just sat there and said nothing with that blank look on her face see whole time. Also see Super Nova

Boviously 

An exaggerated way to say the already chock-full-of-attitude "obviously". Also, used with more masculinity and aggressiveness. Stems from both California and New Jersey, where men with too much testosterone would mix up their words while trying to talk like valley girls.
Dennis: Hey, check out the lady lumps over there!
James: What, on that old statue?
Dennis: Boviously.
Boviously by JamesInTheFlesh June 15, 2010

Captain Obvious

1.Nowadays also known as Rebecca Black. A person too dumb to know that obvious facts don't need explainations. 2.May also be known as "Chorba" in some places.
Ex1: Rebecca Black: "It's friday, yesterday was thursday, tomorrow is saturday"..... etc

Some ten year old: "Thank you Captain Obvious..."

Ex2: Teacher: "Les feuilles absorbent la lumiere..."

Chorba: "PHOTOSYNTHESE"
Captain Obvious by lars23x April 26, 2011

Blatantly obvious 

(Даже ежу понятно in Russian): something so obvious a hedgehog can literally understand what needs to be done.
Isn't it blatantly obvious that the Biden Administration is doing incompetent damage control when it comes to Jen Psaki's backpedalling?

point out the obvious 

-to say the obvious.
chris: hi my name is chris, and you are?
dumbass: im dumbass
chris:aha
dumbass: hey youre chris!
chris: point out the obvious....
point out the obvious by MCsoy April 2, 2005