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nutsack sundae

when you dip your nut sack into a sock of nails and start vigorously masturbating until there nothing but skin and tissue. then freezing it into a popsicle like state then feeding it to your kids, tricking them into thinking it's a sundae.
kid: can i get a nutsack sundae from mcdonalds.
dad: no don't worry i already made some.
by YouKnowIHadtoDoIt May 18, 2018
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whinnie the poohs nutsack

it is filled with honey, instead of sperm.
Whoa dude, that chick looks like whinnie the poohs nutsack
by BiGdIcNigGahh October 5, 2020
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big sweaty nutsack

big ๐˜€๐˜„๐—ฒ๐˜-ee nuht sak
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1. A variety of nutsack, usually belonging to the big and sweaty family

๐˜ข๐˜ฅ๐˜ซ๐˜ฆ๐˜ค๐˜ต๐˜ช๐˜ท๐˜ฆ

2. When your nutsack is very big and very sweaty.

3. What your imaginary girlfriend calls your imaginary nutsack.

๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜ต๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ๐˜ซ๐˜ฆ๐˜ค๐˜ต๐˜ช๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏ

4. An expression said when you hurt yourself
(Noun) Dude, check out my big sweaty nutsack! I've been working on it all week!
(Adjective) Hey, that guy's nutsack is really big and sweaty! Lets go talk to him!
(Interjection) Damn-big sweaty nutsack! I just stubbed my toe on your moms fat ass!
by big thicc ass October 11, 2021
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wacky tacky nutsack

strapping your girlfriend to a wall with a contraption of some sort. Then you fist her asshole while getting a blowjob.
wacky tacky nutsack none to hard explain.
by thepersonyouknow October 25, 2009
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nutpick

Similar to nitpicking, except the person doing so is completely insane. This is often done by various conspiracy theorists, such as Teahadists, Westboro Baptist Church, and those who watch Ancient Aliens without irony. Nutpickers are occasionally a source of lulz, but they're mostly just the Internet's answer to a sewage fart.
That tattooed asshole is nutpicking the Bible again. Someone take it away from him before he hurts himself.
by Order of Anarchon December 29, 2013
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Nutlick

dude...i wouldnt wanna be a nutlick, u shouldnt do that shit
by mike hunt November 17, 2003
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bulging infected nutsack konvention

Simply the greatest band in the world. Their music comes straight from their bong hits.
Genre: Gurgly music
Hits: The Only Problem With Cyber Sex Is Getting Jizz On The Keyboard, Caveman Rap, Mashed Potatoes, Pavarotti Madness,Uncle Doug's Barnyard Hoedown, Bradley Is A Jew and many more.
They are currently working on their second album rumored to be called Volkow Syndrome which in it's entirety is a 30 minute long song.
"Bulging Infected Nutsack Konvention is the best stoner music around"
by BINK MUSIC May 2, 2008
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