Noted

To watch gay porn and to take notes on the parts that make you feel the most pleasure. You jork your meat as well

I noted this weekend with my girlfriend. I'm gay now.

by S8tansanus May 22, 2024

Noted

To take notes or to keep a thought when you feel a great sexual pleasure.

Friend #1... "Dude did you see that guys ass!? It was humongous!"

Friend #2... "Noted..."

by UdderTugger May 24, 2024

Notdoingshitforanyonebutyourselfism

Noun: A chronic, often subconscious, behavioral pattern focused exclusively on one's own selfish needs, thoughts, and stupid feelings, frequently neglecting others' perspectives. Key signs include monopolizing conversations by interjecting stupid ideas, lack of empathy, and interpreting situations solely through a personal fucked up lens.

My son’s refusal to take out the trash is caused by Notdoingshitforanyonebutyourselfism.

by Akasong March 1, 2026

James Notley

He is unusually handsome and has a perfect body and a very large cock which makes girls wet at the site

(Girl) omg look at James Notley ugh I love him already

by Big Bert 1991 September 21, 2016

Scandal Noted

Created by Pete Holmes, comedian. While referencing a celebrity in a conversation for their popular unique quality, but not in relation to a current or past scandal, saying "scandal noted" acknowledges the issue, and avoids a tangent in the conversation.

"He did run a lot of yards during the this past season, but O.J. Simpson, scandal noted, still holds the record for single-season yards-per-game average. A record 143, that may never be broken."

by Challenger45 June 29, 2024

Scandal Noted

Created by comedian, Pete Holmes. A shortcut phrase to be used when referencing a celebrity, place, or event as an example for something other than a well known negative issue about it. The idea is to avoid the negative event being a distraction from the point of the statement or story. It also acknowledges that the speaker is aware of the scandal, so that discussion is not necessary.

It's true that he ran a lot of yardage this season, and that's impressive. It doesn't beat the record still held by O.J. Simpson, Scandal Noted, of the record for the single-season yards-per-game average at 143.1.

by Challenger45 June 29, 2024

Dully Noted

You misspelled Duly Noted

Person 1: You're an idiot
Person 2: Dully noted
Person 1: Do you mean duly noted?

by Davidandrocket March 6, 2025