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arse lick

repugnant public display of obsequious adulation towards an individual. Excessive flattery, for improving personal gains (social, professional, financial, sexual etc.)
Alannah is a true arse lick who will say and do anything to be Harry's groupie and suk dik, jus coz he has a famous sister, even though he is an seriously immature prick who thinks he is ubercool and thinks he is RIGHT about everything but actually knows nothing.
by Harry's game September 26, 2014
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A pain in the arse

A term to use when you find something hard to do.
by Thomas Is So Smexy February 5, 2009
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Arse-Trumpet

A Utensil made of brass around 1ft. long with mouthpeace and tapered nossle used for the anal administration of cocain.
Favoured by the brittish royal family in the 18th and 19th century who had servants to blow the cocain through the device.
"Butler, fetch my arse-trumpet"
by Dr. Poppenstein June 11, 2006
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Arse Clown

A buffoon or jester acting as a boss for any medium to large size office. He circumvents, cheats, deludes, dissapoints and finally ensnares prospective clients using jokes, antics, and sheer braggadocio. Arse Clowns' obsessive tendency for bullshitting stem from being born with absolutely no talent and often suffer from slight brain damage, a condition which incongruously causes them to swagger about in a cocky manner.
"Why the hell is that guy such an arrogant prick? He has no skill or intelligence, in fact he's quite ugly as well!"

"He's an Arse Clown"

"Oh, of course!.."
by Tickety September 26, 2005
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arse cheese

a light or dark brown pigmentation found on either sexs underwear, fingers, nose, tongue, which curiously smells of stilton or gorgonzola, perhaps parmesan...cheese strongly, almost to the point of revultion when in realization its probably from the bum-hole arse.
baby, you left some arse cheese on the towel/quilt again......
by mik63 August 21, 2007
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Arse

by jdizzleeee May 25, 2009
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Half Arsed

1. To complete a job to a very poor standard.

2. To start on a job and not...
Half Arsed (UK) aka Half Assed (US)

"From the latin Halficus Arseicus meaning British Builder"
by Sir Dale esq September 14, 2008
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