Nostril Cream Pie

A nostril cream pie occurs at the end/conclusion of a blowjob when a guy pulls his dick out of a girls mouth just before he cums and jams it up to or in (depending on size of dick and her nostrils) one of her nostrils and blows his whole load up her nose.

Dude, she was so pissed when I gave her a gnarly nostril cream pie!!!

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Nostril Assault

When someone does something that smells bad such fart or have a massive shit so that it stinks really bad and "assaults" said persons nostrils.

Person 1: *farts*
Person 2: Jesus Christ, why would you do that, that's Nostril assault!

by LordJenal March 21, 2024

Nostril Froth

When you exhale electronic cigarette vapour through your nose whilst drinking a hot beverage in order to disguise the fact that you're vaping.

It may look like steam but in fact its nostril froth.

by The Procrastinatrix July 31, 2023

Zom nostril

An area or hole inside your nose that is literally rotting from your cocaine abuse. Usually the cartilage inside deteriorating

Friend 1: how is your nose from all the snow?

Friend 2: its kinda bad theres now a hole in my nose the hurts and it looks infected.
Friend 1: ew its a fucking zom nostril!

by Scooterboy4lifeahhwhhh June 13, 2018

Niagara Nostril

When you moisten your index finger with saliva and insert it into another’s nostril

“Dude, I gave Chedda the nastiest niagara nostril of all time.”

by CheddyBombs27 April 4, 2024

nostril sauce

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I was all plugged up so I farmer blew my nostril sauce into the air like a pond fountain.

by Joshy McSholley January 10, 2024