A nostril cream pie occurs at the end/conclusion of a blowjob when a guy pulls his dick out of a girls mouth just before he cums and jams it up to or in (depending on size of dick and her nostrils) one of her nostrils and blows his whole load up her nose.
Dude, she was so pissed when I gave her a gnarly nostril cream pie!!!
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by Eskorpija May 21, 2016

by .6.7.6.Opne.6.7.6.Parenthesis. May 3, 2025

When someone does something that smells bad such fart or have a massive shit so that it stinks really bad and "assaults" said persons nostrils.
by LordJenal March 21, 2024

When you exhale electronic cigarette vapour through your nose whilst drinking a hot beverage in order to disguise the fact that you're vaping.
by The Procrastinatrix July 31, 2023

An area or hole inside your nose that is literally rotting from your cocaine abuse. Usually the cartilage inside deteriorating
Friend 1: how is your nose from all the snow?
Friend 2: its kinda bad theres now a hole in my nose the hurts and it looks infected.
Friend 1: ew its a fucking zom nostril!
Friend 2: its kinda bad theres now a hole in my nose the hurts and it looks infected.
Friend 1: ew its a fucking zom nostril!
by Scooterboy4lifeahhwhhh June 13, 2018

by CheddyBombs27 April 4, 2024

by Joshy McSholley January 10, 2024
