nookielear spill

When the babe you're engaged in serious foreplay with goes into kitchen and you notice major sauce leakage from her nookie area on your new leather couch.

Vrin: Damn, Sally Sue had a nookielear spill on my new leather sofa last night.
Jadu: How man?
Vrin: We were just foolin around on the couch and she was getting real excited, and left a third of my sofa covered in her liquid excitement.
Jadu: You okay?
Vrin. Kinda. I called the store where I bought it and they said they can't accept nookielear stained sofas anymore.
Jadu: Bummer man.

by jethrojones December 12, 2007

The Nookie

What I did it all for

"The Nookie" is a song by the craptacular Limp Bizkit

by ohshnap April 11, 2009

Nookie Hooky

when you skip school or work to have sex

Mark was playing nookie hooky from work when he left to have sex with Celeste.

by Stella S. January 18, 2006

lack a nookie

A play on the Hawaian language. Meaning getting no sex.

Billy is so horny,he's suffering from lack a nookie.

by Bill/K4FLH May 27, 2008

Blue Nookie

like blue balls, but for a female

i got a blue nookie after jacks mom walked in on us while we were about to have sex.

by poaches January 1, 2020

Lack of nooki

Lack of nookie is a condition witch involves numous symptoms for example blue balls, aggravation,

Uncontrollable thoughts and feelings of being horny.

Lack of nookie exampl..
My girlfriend's tight with her pussy I think I'm a die of LACK- OF - NOOKIE.

by Codlow February 21, 2018

nooking

nooking is an artform of sleeping in which two or more people sleep together whereas each nooker in entwined in the other. Similar to spooning, but better.

Seven individuals are nooking on the bed.

by The RIC Royal September 9, 2006