A Wifi Fascists are companies like Xfinity and other hosters that take full control of your wifi box and starts to restrict stuff for you without your consent, while having no ability to change it.
by Eascent September 30, 2023
Person 1: What's your number ?
Person 2: My phone's off, hit me on Imessage, Im Wifi Thuggin right now.
Person 2: My phone's off, hit me on Imessage, Im Wifi Thuggin right now.
by 281WileBoy October 02, 2019
Dude!? Whats that homeless guy doing with his laptop? Man hes looking for a free internet connection, hes wifi shopping
by Dirtbiker242 October 01, 2010
Teacher leaves the meeting due to wifi connection problem
Teacher joins the chat
Also teacher: Seems like Zoom is not stable enough
Me: STOP USING THE FREE WIFI IN THE RESTAURANT
IT IS A PIECE OF SH1T
Teacher joins the chat
Also teacher: Seems like Zoom is not stable enough
Me: STOP USING THE FREE WIFI IN THE RESTAURANT
IT IS A PIECE OF SH1T
by Ur gae mom October 29, 2021
A WiFi Leach is someone who does not have their own network and feeds off of someone eles's WiFi, or always hangs around Starbucks to use their free internet.
WiFi Leach: What is your WiFi password?
Regular Person: It's "getyourownfuckingnetworkfreeloader", all lowercase, no spaces.
Regular Person: It's "getyourownfuckingnetworkfreeloader", all lowercase, no spaces.
by Mississippi_Man1 December 30, 2017
“ duke’s WiFi is terrible 🙁💔”
by Willy.kirbert May 15, 2021
Someone who consistently talks about how good/bad their WiFi is either to sound superior or to be given attention.
by Wifiboi April 22, 2018