The feeling you get when looking back or remembering your old facebook posts, status', pictures, etc. and realize that they were dumb as hell or made no sense.
Guy 1:"Do you remember when we had that five day conversation on facebook about pokemon? I'm having some comment regret about that."
OR
Guy 1:"I'm feeling some comment regret about those pictures I posted of me passed out drunk now that my mom saw them and took away my tuition."
OR
Guy 1:"I'm feeling some comment regret about those pictures I posted of me passed out drunk now that my mom saw them and took away my tuition."
by b jeezy January 16, 2011
when you post a comment to someone's status update, and after refreshing you realize someone else made an almost identical comment at the same time.
JOHN DOE (status update): omg, can't wait to see Burlesque!
jane doe (comment, updated 8 seconds ago): it's showgirls 2!!!
jimmy doe (comment, updated 10 seconds ago): it's like the showgirls of our generation!
jane doe: omg, we just had a comment collision!
jane doe (comment, updated 8 seconds ago): it's showgirls 2!!!
jimmy doe (comment, updated 10 seconds ago): it's like the showgirls of our generation!
jane doe: omg, we just had a comment collision!
by krwlos1 September 03, 2010
One who comments on a facebook status with a random word, or stupid joke that no one understands or everyone hates, therefore causing other people the sudden urge not to comment on it. Usually this person is not liked by anyone on facebook, and in most cases real life.
Also see comment murder
Also see comment murder
Person 1 (Joe just posted "asdfhsadf" on my status.)
Person 2 (Wow he's such a friggen comment murderer)
Person 2 (Wow he's such a friggen comment murderer)
by ChAoS x DaRk March 24, 2011
The best way to one up your opponents in battle. Rude comments is the worst thing you can say to anyone
by SpaghettiWithAChanceOfClout July 20, 2019
when 2 people are friends on Facebook, but only talk to each other through commenting each others statuses, pictures, or videos. Generally, do not talk on chat, phone, or in person, but have a strong relationship and understanding of point of views via comments. Small conversations may be carried, responding to a comment, in the commenting area.
by Mahnamana! February 27, 2010
by retard 3 December 10, 2021
A comment you leave on a blog that has no commments to make the writer feel like what they write has some value.
by ThomasM May 23, 2008