clown nap

n. vigorously flogging the dolphin in such an exhausting yet satisfying manner that one has no choice but to fall asleep with a big smile painted across one's face.

I was so bored on my business trip that I went back to my hotel room and took a nice, long clown nap.

by Steve D. July 20, 2005

J-Nap

The process by which a male decides on napping after masturbation

Ill give you a call after my J-Nap

by BrWz9290 May 25, 2010

Frat nap

A nap taken after drinking earlier in the day prior to going out to a bar later in the same day. This nap is often taken in a Fraternity House or a College Residency.

After Happy Hour I'm gonna take a Frat nap before we go to the bar tonight.

by Brent Mac June 17, 2009

man nap

n. A nap which entails finding the smallest, most uncomfortable space possible and then taking a nap in that space.

What is he doing in that kitchen cabinet? Taking a man nap.

by CCCCCCCCCC May 04, 2005

dab nap

the imminent short-term slumber after consuming excessive dabs. ideally between 2-8pm; see wax coma

Dude, I took a 4 hour dab nap earlier. My plug has this crazy indica crumble.

by CAPTAIN CREAM ⚓ August 17, 2015

Nap Taste

The indescribable, yet specific taste one gets in their mouth after waking up from a late-afternoon nap. Feelings towards nap taste are completely subjective, as some people would want to keep it forever, while others request orange juice at an instant to rid themselves of nap taste. Nap taste was first brought into existence by Dorothy of The Wizard of Oz, upon waking up from her dream.

Unconscious Dorothy: There's no place like home.
Aunt Em: Dorothy, Dorothy Dear, it's Aunt Em darling.
Conscious Dorothy: Bitch, I don't give a flying fuck who you are, I just want to know what the hell that taste is in my mouth!
Aunt Em: Why, that's Nap Taste dear, I'll be back with some orange juice immediately.

by Rake Judolph May 09, 2011

Nut and Nap

Commonly known as, "The best 1, 2 punch in history," or as "N&N." It is when you proceed to masturbate and finish, "nut," and then become drowsy to nap. Common among college-aged-teens

"Hey what are you about to do?"
-"Probably do some homework, get in the 1, 2 punch, and do some more homework."
"Nice dude! The nut and nap all day."

by GodifTitsAndWine October 01, 2018