Matko

Matko is a cool looking dude who is generally a little overweight and his friends pick on him for that.
He also spends most of his time playing Counter Strike at which he p00ns.

"Yo, Matko what's up?"

"Nothing, just playing CS.."

"But it's 4am!"

"Yeah, and?"

by JeboteZelenko September 10, 2009

mutton

A square-shaped button commonly found in men's clothing. A mutton can be found mainly in men's shirts, but can also be found on women's blouses, men's boxers, and other types of clothing.

While walking down the street, I spotted a shirt with exactly ten muttons going straight down.

by ChrisElMiamense November 22, 2011

Muttoning

For a Man to show or flaunt his bright white upper thighs.

You see that guy muttoning over there? It looks like a fluorscent light up to his belt.

by M54kings June 23, 2009

mutton dressed as dog dirt

An ugly, often old has been, who's trying to look sexy by wearing a short skirt and make up, making a small improvement from the accident she had with the ugly tree

'Ere, Bri, you seen that old bird in accounts in that short skirt? Aye, mutton dressed as dog dirt

by LoonyBob September 10, 2010

muttonfuck

A man that has sex with sheep.

That dude fucking my sheep was a real muttonfuck.

by gcate June 5, 2019

muskovite

A person whom is part of Elon Musk’s circle of friends.

Satan is a muskovite.

by AnonDoxy January 19, 2023

muskoka woods

Most executive "summer camp" ever.

it cost me $50,000 to send my kid to Muskoka Woods this summer

by exec May 9, 2005