munge

A collective noun for something so disgusting you're not even sure what it is. Such as that thing you saw on the pavement the other day, or the thing you had to scrape of your shoe in year 4. It could even be a taste, smell or sound.

Also acceptable as an alternate word for minge.

Look at that munge on the road!

by Smitsy5 May 20, 2013

Munge

A smell so utterly vile that it can be tasted.

Jez's feet really munge

by Dr Clark March 30, 2005

Munge

Munge is the part of the vagina that becomes hostile on the first full moon of each year.

Dude that munge almost killed me

by Tim Durban June 26, 2019

Mung

When a woman is pregnant. If your press on her bell-button and a fluid will come out of her vagina. This Fluid is called mung.

Mung is what covers newborns but it is more disgusting when it is alone.

by MaryJaneMung69 April 11, 2010

Munging

Doing nothing much at all just hanging around with no agenda, going with the flow of things, relaxing, vegging out

Today I am having a day munging around the house.

by Tinkerbell & Squidge March 21, 2007

munging

Boring dead people

*boom tish*

Having sex with a newly exhumed corpse of either sex

by Daniel June 15, 2004

munge

The act of stabbing someone and eating whatever comes out.

Last night, I munged Albert Einsteins body.

by The.masked.a.munger April 25, 2003