mustachosity

Having, or holding great volume in; said mustache.

The kind, smiling older man must have spent hours grooming to support his popularity with the ladies. Which is of course clearly displayed by the mustachosity his show entails.

by fishyfeds November 24, 2011

mustache farm

When more than one girl at a time sits on your face

Man last night I had me a mustache farm with those two hot chicks...

by Mustache farmer August 20, 2017

mustache rider

Someone who supports and defends the actions and statements of Nautibuoy LLC, Nauti Crew, and their commodore, Michael D.

Boater 1: Why is she in this group sticking up for Mikey?

Boater 2: She's best friends with him. She must be a mustache rider.

by Bently Bandit June 5, 2018

Must be an enemy stand

Explanation of everything

*happens some weird stuff*
Jotaro: That must be an enemy stand!

by Zurg0_omania March 14, 2018

Nut Must

The rank smell that come from your sweaty nuts

i gotta shower i have some real bad nut must

by p tasty November 9, 2010

Walrus Mustache

A large bushy mustache resembling that of a Walrus. Bonus points for sporting one while being bald and pudgy.

Example containing the word Walrus Mustache

by MemeticMan November 3, 2011

wichita mustache

When you’ve been getting eaten out so long they get crusties along their bottom lip.

I sat on Tommy’s face so long last night I gave him a Wichita mustache!

by Jose Rico February 25, 2018