private moustache

1. Genitals, particularly those of female humans.

"Kate called me up last night. Yeah, she wanted me to come over and massage the private moustache"

by El-Keter July 23, 2003

Growing a Moustache

Performing cunnlingus on a woman with a large ammount of pubic hair.

Try doing a google image search of "moustache", you'll see why it's called "Growing a Moustache".

by unknown November 14, 2003

shit moustache

A shit moustache is the process of wiping ones finger between their sweaty ass cheeks and rubbing quickly and precisly under the moustache area

Before the stupid prick realised i had landed a beauty of a shit moustache right on his chops
mmmmmm finger licking good!!!!!

by Bread stick April 29, 2007

"Milk" moustache

A retro 1970s-style moustache common among the characters in the 2008 period film "Milk."

His "Milk" moustache is totally ironic. He's just another straight hipster boy.

by Facial hair fashionista July 7, 2009

Catfish Moustache

#1. The invisible stink residue left over on the face after eating a girl out who was either absent the day they taught how to clean the vag area in 8th grade health class or just returned from a run before intercourse.

#2. Hairs left around the mouth after eating out a hairy ass (either guy or girl).

I need a shower bad to wash off the stank on my junk and the Catfish Moustache off my face. It smells like a dead pirates swass.

by SeaBreeze October 18, 2008

Mouthaholic

A person who talks constantly, and has lost the ability to shut up. Usually loves to gossip.....gossip grapevine.

Dude.... Your girl never shuts up, she talks about everybody! She needs help.......I think she is a mouthaholic!

by NEWK0269 December 23, 2015

Mouthaghitis (Mouth Herpes)

When you have bumps that hurt like pimples (but not pimples), from lickin to much of that tainted goodness.

Michael: my mouth hurts bro
Joe: why?
Michael: I have these bumps on the inside of my mouth, i thinks there pimples?
Joe: nah... you got mouthaghitis (mouth herpes) bro
Michael: what?
Joe: it's when you have bumps on the in side of your mouth, from lickin that tainted goodness.
Michael: oh...gross man.

by Pug A Duck August 8, 2019