Pee Pee Monger

One who advocates the looking at the bulge in a man's pants. This is the polar opposite or the feminine version of Chi Chi Monger- One who advocates the looking at a woman's breast.

Mike was getting a haircut the other day and Marina, the pee pee monger that she is was, peaking up his shorts.

by chevolay August 11, 2008

Wally and Marge

Derogatory slang term for naive, elderly Midwestern tourist couples that visit the Jersey Shore. Often arrive as part of tour groups visiting Atlantic City.

See also gunderson, bennies, and shoobies.

Can you believe it? Wally and Marge over there just asked me what part of town could they see houses that belong to real Mafia guys! (Note: I really was asked that question by a real Wally and Marge!)

by Led Zeppole December 12, 2003

Margery

an epic person, one who often hunts with a bow and quiver.
makes a great lover with fiery passion.

"Woah! Who brought that 14-point buck in for dinner?"
"Definitely Margery. Who else?"

by queenofwine October 2, 2013

whore monger

master of whores

Damn! That pimp is a real whoremonger!

by Cassie March 11, 2003

Mongeese

The plural of the word "mongoose" that is not "mongooses".

"Well, I say the plural is mongeese, and I'm Emily!" said Emily as she turned into a gigantic chicken.

by Cicero August 7, 2003

tity monger

1. A bargaining merchant of tits

2. One who frequently screws tits

1. That tity monger set up a stand where he sold tits at various prices.

2. That tity monger couldn't get enough of her tits, he fucked them all night long.

by Nick and Mike September 5, 2007

Menu Monger

A Menu Monger is someone who waits in line at a fast food resturaunt and when it is their turn to order, they have no clue what they want to eat and it takes them forever to decide on food.

"I would have gotten out of McDonalds sooner but I got stuck behind a Menu Monger."

by Somerandomdudeinohio January 23, 2008