Moose

1)n. A Canadian quadra-ped woodland creature, has antlers but loses them every summer
2)n. someone who is crazy, or just said something or did something crazy
3)adj. discribing someone who resembles def.2
4)v. to play video games, to make cookies (or bake in general), have sex

1)The other night i almost hit a moose.
2)Did you see him dancing? hes such a moose.
3)That was such a moose thing to do.
4)Last night i moosed with your sister. (figure that one out haha)

Moose by Moose face...cakes July 20, 2008

moose

verb. To throw something at someone, ideally a stuffed moose toy. To be used only when the person does something really annoying.

Ugh I just wanted to moose him that time when he said...

moose by Rhiana October 23, 2007

Moose

Slang term for someone who is being downright stupid.

john: lets go swimming
bob: lets not john, you moose, its winter.

Moose by imnotgodbutisurewishiwas March 27, 2009

moose

another term for "not it"
hand gesturing IS necessary.

You: "Who wants to clean the house?"
Everyone else: "Moose."

...You are now stuck with cleaning the house because everyone else moosed.

moose by holytoledotech March 4, 2009

Moose

The best dog that will ever live. He enjoys playing with milk bones as if they were alive and is really the whole family's pet. He can pass some serious gas and then just turn back and look at you as if you were the disgusting one. And Moose really loves the b***hes and will do anything he can to find them. Moose also does this cute head tilt when he is trying to figure something out like a noise or decide whether he should bark.

The neighbor showed up at the door with a box of puppies and said, "these belong to Moose"!

Moose by 210940 February 6, 2010

moose

A female with a mustache (moose-tache)

Dude #1-"Dude check out that moose"

Dude #2-"Holy shit man she needs to line that up better"

moose by Triple Fo June 19, 2005

moose

refers to a drunk, non bathing homeless person or day labor worker who totes all belongings around on back. Can be found sleeping in park, drinking nature ice, and smoking crack. orgin - clearwater, florida, chips selter.

Look at that moose on the bench,drinking nature ice, and sleeping in the park!

moose by c-minus February 23, 2008