monosexual

A state of being where you'd rather masturbate than put up with someone else.

I can't get no love from the ladies, so I became monosexual.

by Juan Bringas August 11, 2006

Monosexual

Monobrow man/women that loves the monobrow,never will let it go.

P1 is such a monosexual ....

by CaCA 45666405=-204=04324=-20= July 1, 2011

monosexual

of only one sex, not pertaining to both.

she is monosexual she is of one sex!

by trisha west November 8, 2007

Monomaniac

A person who doesn't shut up and dominates conversations.

Man, I couldn't wait to get away from him/her. I swear it was like twenty minutes he/she kept talking. What a monomaniac.

by AH73 October 17, 2013

Momomexual

A momomexual is a chap who has been identified and branded as a back door basher by assosiates. But is in complete denial about it, and more often than not is completely straight.

Mr. Y: 'I think Mr.X is deffinatly a queer

Mr Q: 'I too think Mr.X is a poof'

Mr.X 'But guys, I'm straight'

Mr.X is a Momomexual

by piesandchips54 August 23, 2010

Monogender

An individual whose perspective is shaped through a single gender gestalt.

Person A: Men are assholes!
Person B: Women are bitches!
Person A & B: Transgender people are sick.
Person C: You two monogender idiots are lame.

by Ehipassiko August 31, 2010

monoped

A dude with just one leg. Usually found using a stick for support, on account on not having another leg to use as such. Sometimes mistaken for scarecrows, parking meters or lamp-posts, the life of a monoped is not an easy one and the constant hail of abuse from bipeds (normal people) can seriously damages their confidence, sometimes to such extremes that they end up never leaving their house again. The ones that live their whole lives indoors eventually turn white and look like cheap imitations of casper, especially if they're bald.

woah man, look at that freaky monoped
yeah, haha, let's go throw things at him
no man, monopeds have feelings too
you said that about gingers
yeah, I was lying then too

by Herr Hitler April 23, 2008