A "Monkolee" also called a "Monko" or a "Munksaikhan" is a Strong, Vulgar and Sexy Mongolian tribesman, he doesn't care about your feelings tho, he will crush you in an instant. The only one he really cares about is "Isak". They have been married for about 2 years, and they're about to go on a honeymoon in Italy. A "Monkolee" is strong enough to break 5 tables a year but not more. Any more tables broken and the "Monkolee" would have to go into hibernation for 40 minutes. During that time the "Monkolee" will become feral. The Monkolee will rip off his shirt like a werewolf and begin to put big pressure on his skull. The "Monkolee" does this to be able to count in his head to the desired number required to get out of hibernation. If the "Monkolee" gets disturbed during his hibernation phase he will have to ask a David for help, he will need to count on his arm countless times to get that number that he so much desires. Once he has the number and has gotten the "Trocadero" out of his system he will begin showing small signs of kindness to people who tries to save him from the eternal devistation of the "Mongolian hibernation".
Person 1: Wow that guy just broke a table
Dennis: Yeah imma start gang war with him by robbing 9D's mobile phones
Person 2: No thats just a "Monkolee"
Dennis: Yeah imma start gang war with him by robbing 9D's mobile phones
Person 2: No thats just a "Monkolee"
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