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Monika valytoja

-an extravagantly gorgeous piece of cake.
-originated in Pro Clean LT (valymo paslaugos)

-same as a microwave - can go to hot mode in just seconds!
-as magical as all of my little ponies combined

-can be wild in the dark
Monika valytoja isn’t God. God is Monika valytoja.
by flatttypattty June 5, 2019
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monika

best girl ever ive never loved someone as much as this girl named monika she just solos everyone LOLL

The most beautiful girl in the universe, inside and out. You feel an immediate connection to her when you meet her. You feel like you've known her all your life because she's the girl you've always dreamed about. She is the most intelligent, witty, and charming woman you'll ever meet. You will never meet a girl who will make you laugh and make you use your brain more than she will.
It's mind-boggling how a beautiful angel like Monika was graced upon the Earth for all those who are lucky enough to cross paths with this chick. This is a girl who has the inner strength of 1000 Goddesses, and the many difficulties she's experienced in life have only made her stronger. There is never a situation that she can't handle. She has been through so much adversity, yet she still manages to maintain that beautiful smile on her lovely face. Further, she goes out of her way to put a smile on others faces too. She is the truest definition of a queen.
If you're lucky enough to date her, drop down to your knees and thank God and the heavens immediately. You can consider yourself the luckiest man on Earth.
I must've been a shuichi stan in my past life to be so lucky to date someone as Monika <3

bro i copied this shit from the name moniCa and edited it cuz im so fucking lonely and desperate but uh uwu just monika just monika just just monika
person1: i wanna hang out with sayor-fdxshtdzuyxsdcts$%&/$"§&%(" later!

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person1: i wanna hang out with monika later!
by nutcracker6918 November 22, 2022
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Monika

A girl who's good at coding, and is very popular. She has 3 friends, Sayori: whose fun the h̵͓̚a̴̟͛n ͉̑g̴͈͋ around. Natsuki: a competitive girl that cant be b̶̫͋e ̠̿a ̯̄ṫ̵̰, Yuri, a more shy and mysterious girl who never can make the ć̴̝u ̈́ͅt ̜̓ when it comes to activities. Monika also started her own literature club with all her friends, Monika can do anything, Monika is amazing. Monika is everything. wouldn't you love a girl like Monika? Monika loves me. only me. she's mine. ONLY MINE. Monika... Monika... Monika... Monika... Monika... Monika... Monika... Monika... Monika... Monika... Monika... Monika... Monika... Monika... Monika... Monika... Monika... Monika... Monika... Monika... Monika... Monika... Monika... Monika...

J̶̧̛̗̗̗̫̮̪̜̤̬͍̼̘̮̙͎͌̾̆̀̆̇͆̈͗̿͛̋̏̆̚͘͠͝͠ ̵̩̤̤͔̗͔̙̖̰͔͕̓̀͊̀̎̈́̈́̽̒̒̐̀̓̏̇̾̐̊͘̚̚ͅͅU ͉̀̍̃͗̓̉͐̍̒͆̔͒͌̂̚ ̵̘̤̼̰̯̣̭͙̥̯̗̖̅̽̎̾͗̚S ̢̨̛̰͔̹͈̦͓̼̘̣̫̰̟̱̤͚̜̳̣̯̽̐̎̈́̽̓͒́͂̊̈́̀́̿͘̕͜ͅ ̧̧̢̢̙̟̹̬͇̝̦̲̣̎̈́̊̒̏̔͗̉̈T̴̛̟̜̦͔̟̲̱̗̘͓̳͉͇͔̗̠͎̈́͆̋͋̅̿͂̑͋̆̌́̕͜͠ͅ ̡̛̜̬͉͚͎̰̞̣̥̯͑͑͒͗̂͗͊̒̊̈̀̀͑̇̀͑̕͘ ̶̎̚͜͝ ̵̯̬͓̼̐̀͛̈́͒̐̿̿̈́͆̔́̎̑̓̏̊̌̈̓̔͝M ̡̛̘̼͖̦̪̻̤̠̭͉̥̙̭͒́̓̍͋̔͌̐̃̈̔͊́̀̀͝͝ ̢̡͇̫̰̲̠͚͈̜̖̠͎̥͎̖̭͓͚̍͋̌̀̎̀͛̽̊̚̕͝O̶̧͙̭̜̤͕̺͇̪̙̫̔͊̆͂͊̊̓͐̚͜ ̤̻̟̥̘̥̼̉͑͋̅̓̀̿̎͆̈́͋̀͛̋͑͑̉͘N̴̜̹̤͕̗̪̺̠͉̣̠̻̤̳̓̓̊̍͝ ̥̭͇̒͑͐̈͋͊͆̄̿I̴̻̤̯͇̣̜̺̳͍̣̭͉̼̒̎̌̈́̑̋͋͒̈̌͋͌͊̎̓́͂͐̔̕̚͝ ̢̧̰͚̞̻͖̮͇̺͔̺͓̤̠͎̮͙̹̹͛̐͜K ̛̤̼͔͕̼̝̻͊́̕͜ ̵̡̢͎̯̲̭̻͈̎A̶̧̧̮̟̱̮̲̦̬̹͕̰̿́͛̎̈́͑͌̈́͆̇̃̒̚͝ͅ
Guy 1: Hey did you hear about that new girl Monika?
Guy 2: Oh yea, I heard she's the best
Guy 3: I like Monika
Guy 2: NO I LIKE MONIKA
Guy 1: Bro shut the fuck up. Monika is mine
Guy 3: Nobody fucking asked you dipshit.
by Dusk07 August 8, 2022
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Just Monika.

A phrase that derives from the 2017 visual novel Doki Doki Literature Club!, in which the phrase is repeatedly used to insist that the player should only attempt to romance Monika, one of the game's characters. Additionally, the phrase is used as the name for the music that plays during the game's third act.
Dialogue box: "Just Monika."
Selection prompt: "Just Monika."
Information prompt: "Just Monika."
Startup screen notice: "Just Monika."
by MidniteLRG June 27, 2024
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Monika

monika is queen, monika is laifu, and monika is best girl.

the serious definition now: (spoilers srry)
A girl from Doki Doki Literature club, the club leader, and you will encounter something that she caused. but she is still my laifu.
Monika is best girl. No need to explain.
by MonikaIsLife October 9, 2018
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Monika

A vidoe game charecter from a game called''Doki Doki Literatuer Club!''
My advice,don't play it if you are not the faint of hart,trust me on this.They may have cute anime charecters,but after a few hours in the game you will see it's true light
https: //store.steampowered.com/app/698780 /Doki_Doki_Literature_Club/
that is all you need to know
''should include words beeing defined''
okay
Just Monika
by kakona April 18, 2019
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Monika

A perfect girl that needs more attention in the DDLC fandom
Person 1: “Yo I love DDLC”
Person 2: “whatttt? Me too dawg who’s your fav character”
Person 1: “All except Monika she’s a bitch”
Person 2: “Fuck off and Kys”
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