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Human Molotov

The act of forcing a person to drink 1 gal. of flammable liquid, shoving any flammable fabric down their esophagus leaving some hanging from the mouth, and setting the fabric ablaze.
"I was curious to try the human molotov on my alcoholic father since he recently came back from the bar."
by Panini :) April 24, 2019
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massively molested

Massively molestedmeans to get

molest someone out of pure hatred and lust
me: did you hear that joe got massively molested I wonder what that mean

Friend: it’s when you molest someone out of pure hatred
by Massive molester March 18, 2020
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Ming Mole

An attractive young female, dress strategically to expose or highlight her ample cleavage, within a car dealership. Their job is to primarily target the male dominated market, selling additional extras on top of the sale of the vehicle such as paint/fabric protection, tinted windows, gadgets and/or electronic rust protection - usually at a higher price that what is available on the market.

The term is a combination of two words:

"MING" being the original brand of protection products, and

"mole", a derogatory Australian term associated with females of poor social conduct, or questionable sexual promiscuity.

The alternate term is "Wynns Wench" (which is related to the brand WYNN).
Beware the Ming Mole, her low cut top get's her plenty of business but what she's selling isn't worth the price.

The Ming Mole stitched him up real good - he thought he was getting a massive discount but paid the difference in crap he didn't need.
by zachlost April 8, 2011
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molest fest

Typically seen in a Wall of Death/Mosh Pit attempt Fall Out Boy concerts, Yellowcard concerts. Instead of the normal punching, pushing, and trampling you get these little bitch slaps and soft touch of pushes and the typical crouch grab and rub.
You see the Yellowcard wall of death video? Its a fucking molest fest...
by Drew "The March 6, 2008
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Molly Ringworm

When you're so drunk that you can't remember the name of the girl from The Breakfast Club.
I can't remember the name of the girl from that movie....kids in detention...mary...margaret...molly ringworm
by doodlebugz10 December 22, 2010
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molvania

A fictional eastern-european country. An Australian comedian under the stage name of Zladko Vladcik contributed to knowledge of "molvania" spreading over the internet, with hit songs including Elektronik Supersonik, and I am the Antipope. And the end of each song, "Zlad" as many know him, would say the line "Long live Molvania". There has been a book released about molvania, titled "Molvanîa: a Land Untouched by Modern Dentistry" Molvania was thought up by australian comedians Tom Gleisner, Santo Cilauro and Rob Sitch.
by Count Von Bummington April 9, 2008
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Holy Moly Guacamole Ravioli

Superlative usage of the expression Holy Moly.
May only be spoken/written by supreme members with a doctorate.
Dr. Phil: Holy Moly Guacamole Ravioli! I demolished Danielle Bregoli the other day.

Obama: Lmao
by Daddy™ December 26, 2018
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