Mercedes Benz

A Well made Luxurious German piece of Machinery that gets absurd amounts of jealousy,also known to single handedly steal other car owners girlfriends and especially any spotlight from other German cars such as BMW owners when Mercedes arrives on the scene. BMW is and will always be second to Mercedes,Your average smart driver of a Mercedes does not beat on and race they're cars like BMW drivers do.For Mercedes is not wreckless,Mercedes Drivers have pride and take care of there fine automobiles.They are made to cruise luxuriously without added performance parts. They are a First Class Automobile.

Mercedes Benz,Thee car of cars ...the Beautiful offspring of German Engineering

by The Best Barber May 11, 2010

mercedes

probably the most sophisticated name out there. girls named mercedes hate being compared to the car and are completely unique. they don't take shit from anybody and know how to hold their own. they're usually strong but have their weaknesses like evryone else. they always know how to have fun and bring out the best in people.

mercedes crazy good friend car

by Xshe_knows91 July 21, 2009

merced

to be killed

derived from mercenary

that fool disrespected the wrong cat and got merced.

by mr. merc your ass October 12, 2007

Merchant

When a football player is massively overrated and in reality he is carried by one attribute, scenario, league, team mates, derby

1.Pedri is an appearance merchant
2. Mharez is a bottom 5 merchant
3. Van dijk is a man bun merchant

by Cristo Ronald suwiii April 15, 2022

office meercat

An infantile male worker who repeatedly stands up and sits down between the hours of 11:00am and 1:00pm, in order to peer through their windows at attracive females going to lunch.

This floors crawling with office meercats of the worst kind

by Chazmeistro December 13, 2008

Merced

Land of the Doint, Dointest, A place where the weather is far from temperate, the smell of cattle and agricultural waste sting the nostrils. The landscape is far from interesting and can best be described as Sandy Mush. Other then the Incomplete Uc campus the area can be deemed a technological black whole lacking anykind of service minimize contact to the outside world and confining those with to their own weirdness. Only means for survival in such a living situation is to peridica;;y escape.

"Last time I woke up in merced i thought I was still dreaming"

"Don't take acid just go to merced"

by mercedkilla September 21, 2011

Mercedes Benz

A car considered by many as the finest automobile ever built. Mercedes offer superb luxury, quality, performance and comfort...truly an incredible piece of machinery and technology.

Mercedes have become somewhat of a status symbol. They are often wrongly associated with wealth, but anyone who loves great automobiles can own one, regardless of their social status.

There has been a longtime debate on whether BMWs are better than Mercedes, but the truly knowledgeable automobile enthusiast knows Mercedes are the BEST.

Oh Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz?

by Alpha79 May 28, 2011